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Caption Jean Francois Kerry on the Champs-Elysees in Paris, France
Agence France Presse ^ | 7/24/05 53 minutes ago | Franck Fife

Posted on 07/24/2005 3:30:08 PM PDT by gopwinsin04

'Hey Sheryl, Teresa gave me the money out of her purse to buy these front row tickets today!'



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: chickenlegs; dork; fairylegs; kerry; loser; lurch
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To: umgud

I remain confused:

In the 'run up' to the election, regarding the name Kerry, didn't we hear he was:

-Roman Catholic (which would make sense as it seems to be an Irish surname)?

-Of Jewish descent?

-'Part French'?

(Given his track record in our election, I would say 'part French' was probably correct).


81 posted on 07/24/2005 7:42:32 PM PDT by ZOTnot ('We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good'--Hillary, 6/28/2004.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Goofy b*stard. Thank God he isn't POTUS.


82 posted on 07/24/2005 7:43:47 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: Jim Robinson; All

He never belonged here. He showed his true colors at the end.


83 posted on 07/24/2005 7:44:10 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
He says he wants to debate Democrats. Well, they're welcome to him. And I'm sure he'll do a fine job. He's already got the DU mentality and vocabulary down pat.
84 posted on 07/24/2005 7:49:17 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: gopwinsin04

Wonder what he ever did with that "Work'n Man's Jacket" that he was never without in 2004.?

Haven't seen it around. Have you.?


85 posted on 07/24/2005 7:50:00 PM PDT by Pompah
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To: Rebelbase

86 posted on 07/24/2005 7:53:01 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("We must be tolerant and understanding of those trying to blow us to pieces" - Ted Kennedy & Co.)
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To: BuckyGoldstein2

What a punk you are. Take your filthy mouth to another site, will ya.


87 posted on 07/24/2005 8:02:25 PM PDT by hope
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To: mass55th
Lance, I have a plan...

LOL. A SECRET plan. He had a secret plan for the economy AND a secret plan for the war.

88 posted on 07/24/2005 8:11:53 PM PDT by TX Bluebonnet
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To: ZOTnot

PULEEZE!!! there is not a drop of Irish blood in his body!!

Story goes that his grandfather didn't want to emigrate with the name Kohn? so he pointed to a map of Ireland and landed upon the name 'Kerry".

Kerry has attended numerous Boston St. Patrick's Day parades and breakfasts, always encouraging the idea that he was "irish"....never refuting it, until the Globe broke the story...

As for Roman Catholic, there will be fewer and fewer priests who will be willing to have their pictures taken giving Kerry and Kennedy Holy Communion, when the new Pope has at them.

He has French relatives. From back in WWII. He would go and stay with them summers, as the poor relative growing up.


89 posted on 07/24/2005 8:55:07 PM PDT by bitt ('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Rodney King
Lance is using his iPod to drown out Kerry's vomit-inducing drones. Smart guy.


90 posted on 07/24/2005 9:04:44 PM PDT by montag813
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To: bitt

I remember the Holy Communion stories. He was in evangelical churches on Sundays, stumping, when he should have been in his own church receiving the Sacrament. Lost lots of Catholics' votes there in my opinion...


91 posted on 07/24/2005 9:06:16 PM PDT by ZOTnot ('We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good'--Hillary, 6/28/2004.)
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To: ZOTnot

and it was so obvious that he had to go 'church shopping' at the end there...to find a church that would give him and Teresa Communion...the Paulists would always welcome him, tho, because they love Teresa's ching-ching.


92 posted on 07/24/2005 9:12:12 PM PDT by bitt ('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Pompah

I was so sick of that Jacket, lol!


93 posted on 07/25/2005 7:17:42 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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