Research Papers Needed, Vanity, Humor I Hope

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[Little Bill]

I just got home running the slot, Viginia to New Hampshire, the horror the pain, the bad driving.

This is a call for research papers for bad driving in Conn.

These papers must cover the following.

1.) Why do Conn. drivers slow down for no reason at all.

2.) What constitutes a traffic slow down.

3.) Do Conn. signs that warn of a traffic slow down make a slow down?

4.) Is the unacknowledged speed limit in Conn. 100 mph.

The following research areas are open

5.) Is the Speed limit on I 81 in Harrisonberg, Va. 100 MPH?

6.) Do all the roads in Penn suck as bad as, 81, 78, and 80.

[Little Bill]

Posted at the request of my daughter.

[Little Bill]

ping

[lightman]

I've often pondered #s 1 & 2 thinking about Virginia drivers on I-95.

As to Pennsylvania, the Keystone state has the oldest 4 lane limited access road in the nation (PA Turnpike) and some of the first roads of the Interstate system. They are showing their age. That's why there is so much construction on 81 and 78.

[Dinsdale]

I just got home running the slot, Viginia to New Hampshire, the horror the pain, the bad driving.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[CindyDawg]

I noticed yesterday that on one of our overpasses there is a do not pass sign. If someone is crazy enough to pass, I don't think a sign will stop them. Yall can't have any worse drivers than we have in South Texas.

[RaceBannon]

1.) Why do Conn. drivers slow down for no reason at all.

ANSWER: Because someone from Massachusetts is in front of them driving slower than the speed limit with their right blinker on for the last 5 miles...


2.) What constitutes a traffic slow down.

ANSWER: See Above


3.) Do Conn. signs that warn of a traffic slow down make a slow down?

ANSWER: Only if stuck behind someone from Massachusetts who still has their blinker on or didn't even bother to use their blinker when they did turn.


4.) Is the unacknowledged speed limit in Conn. 100 mph.

ANSWER: No, it is 15 miles above posted limit. 100 MPH is only cars from other states trying to get to Massachusetts for the cheaper gas before they run out in Connecticut on I-95 and have to pay over $2.60 for the 87 octane...

[Little Bill]

Two faults with your premis:

A:) No Masshole ever uses their blinkers, the useless lever to the left.

B:) Every Masshole is trained from birth to stay in the pack. Don't be first, don't be last, and above all don't throw your beer cans out the window.

I wish NJ was closer to the Mass Border, 40 cents a gallon difference, Deisel.

[Razwan]

If you could come across the answer to my question, I would be grateful-

Am I the only one driving a vehicle equipped with cruise control?

[RaceBannon]

they even pump it for ya, too! :)