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I wonder if the girl is going out nights more and avoiding mirrors.

I did a search and nothing came back so i don't think this was posted before.

1 posted on 08/03/2005 9:10:26 AM PDT by Cowman
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To: Cowman

I hope she gets a rabies shot ASAP.


2 posted on 08/03/2005 9:11:05 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Cowman

Lovely Tupperware story for the next party.


3 posted on 08/03/2005 9:12:34 AM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: Cowman

e-harmony has someone perfect for her.

6 posted on 08/03/2005 9:15:25 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Cowman

I know a kid who is having rabies shots because of a bat bite. It crawled up his pant leg and bit him. Fortunately, the shots are not the big deal they used to be.


7 posted on 08/03/2005 9:15:39 AM PDT by Grammy
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To: Cowman

Well, as long as it didn't get tangled up in her hair. ;^)


8 posted on 08/03/2005 9:15:40 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Cowman

Bats gross me out. I prolly would have died from disgust...


10 posted on 08/03/2005 9:17:02 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte ("...on Earth, as it is in TEXAS")
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To: Cowman

Now I ask you, where oh where would we be without Tupperware!


11 posted on 08/03/2005 9:17:54 AM PDT by RexBeach (Pardon me, but is that a malaise sandwich in your pocket or are you just glad to be in a funk?)
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To: Cowman

Stupid headline. What do bats do, hop? It's like saying, "Boy catches swimming fish."


13 posted on 08/03/2005 9:19:25 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("Liberty is not a suicide pact."--Fouad Ajami)
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To: Cowman; Lakeshark; Borax Queen; restornu; sweetliberty; null and void; nicmarlo; grannie9

I didn't do it!


16 posted on 08/03/2005 9:19:45 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: Cowman

One night driving back from an airport I had my window opened only about two inches and a bat flew into my car. Fortunately, the bat didn't bite me, but kept flying around trying to get up my pant leg.


17 posted on 08/03/2005 9:20:02 AM PDT by monocle
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To: Cowman

Last summer my wife and I saw a woman a few seats away get clocked by a flying bat at a Tigers game.

She lost the fight but kept the bat.


19 posted on 08/03/2005 9:21:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Cowman
This would be one time I'd be very grateful for leather seats!
21 posted on 08/03/2005 9:24:09 AM PDT by Millee (Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
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To: All

Yet another weird story from the Sunshine State. What is it about Florida?


24 posted on 08/03/2005 9:25:34 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: Cowman

If a bat hissed at me, I do believe I'd utter something besides "Oh, my goodness."


25 posted on 08/03/2005 9:27:37 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hot town, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty.)
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To: Cowman

Back in the day when I worked at a Ranch, vampire and fruit bats were very commonly found flying around in the evenings.

If a bat flew into a cabin or into the main cabin, a pretty good sized "stun gun of death" (as the small children called it) was given to one of the adults or one of the teenagers in the "Ranch Staff" to shoot the bat. On that given day, a young teenager was given the gun, and he killed the bat within two shots. (Very good aimer)

When the bat was succesfully shot down from the air, an adult carefully grabbed it and put it in a bag, and depending on wether it was still alive, let the adults do away with it, or if it was dead, let the children play with it. This one time (and only allowed time) the children took a long 2.5 inch nail and a hammer, and proudly nailed the dead bat to a random tree next to the lumber pile (also some ten yards from the main cabin) for the staff and wandering visitors to see.


34 posted on 08/03/2005 9:40:55 AM PDT by Skylus ()()()(Tagline:)()()()
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To: Cowman

Slow fricken newsday when crap like this makes the cut!


37 posted on 08/03/2005 9:49:39 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Cowman

And if the bat was walking instead, it could have been a tickle fight...

Aren't bats generally known for their ability to fly??


40 posted on 08/03/2005 10:01:55 AM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: Cowman

get these in my house everyonce in a while. i have a 100+ year old house, which has a couple of openings aparently. i've gotten to the point where i can cut them out of the air first try with a ghurka.


49 posted on 08/03/2005 10:34:54 AM PDT by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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I feel sorrier for the bat than the girl.


56 posted on 08/03/2005 11:50:27 AM PDT by D-fendr
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