Posted on 08/03/2005 1:08:29 PM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson
Hey. Excuse me, but you can just kiss my tagline, you chocolaphobe! ;-)
When I look at this, the Divine whispers to me that I have to go out and buy a new .38 S&W wheelgun like I've been planning.
Someone needs to tell Ms Morford that the orifice she/he/it is obsessed with is an EXIT ONLY, DO NOT ENTER!
Other basic info Mark may be unaware of:
2+2=4
The sky is UP
The ground is DOWN
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
In the end, we all have to stand before Him. (God, not Ms Morford)
When I see that picture, the Divine is whispering to me that the the knucklehead who designed this revolver forgot to put on a front sight, made the grips way too big, and forgot to put the spur on the hammer. By the way, have these clowns ever heard of an extractor rod? How are you supposed to eject the shells after firing all of the shots?
BTW
I've never heard anyone refer to a house of God as "creepy".
That indicates something far worse 'atheist'.
I thought these guys were always denouncing Christians for objecting to a book they hadn't read or a movie they hadn't seen.
How is that different from denouncing a church you haven't attended?
"These are the churches for whom BushCo tried to codify homophobia in the U.S. Constitution and for whom he appoints countless right- wing misogynist lower-court judges and nominates a neoconservative Supreme Court justice who is so white and so male and so gleamingly, blindingly conservative he might as well be Dick Cheney and Antonin Scalia's immaculate love child."
This idiot doesn't understand procreation.
What was this guy on when he wrote this anti Christ garbage?
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