JEANINE PIRRO Campaign Commercial - No. 1

http://hillcap.org/ ^ | 8-9-05 | Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

If they asked for my help at the Pirro for Senate Campaign, here would be suggestion No. 1.

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SCENE - Jeanine Pirro's office. She is taking a call.

Pirro: Good morning, may I help you?

Seng: Yes, this is Ng Lap Seng. I would like to contribute to your Senate campaign.

Pirro: That's fine, I'll get you in touch with my campaign finance director. Wait. From where are you calling?

Seng: Macau

Pirro: Macau? Hey, aren't you the international criminal businessman who deals in murder for hire and prostitution and slavery of very young women?

Seng: Why, yes. But what's your problem? That didn't seem to bother you before.

Pirro: What are you talking about?

Seng: When I gave you hundreds of thousands of dollars, made 10 trips to the White House, and posed for pictures with you and your husband. I once sat at your table for dinner.

Pirro: To whom do you think you are speaking?

Seng: I thought I was calling Hillary Clinton. Isn't this Senator Clinton?

Pirro: No, this is District Attorney Jeanine Pirro who goes after scumbags like you. I put guys like you in jail for a long, long time.

Seng: Whoops. Never mind. (click, dialtone)

Narrator: Jeanine Pirro for Senate. She will not take money from people like Ng Lap Seng. She will not allow him to visit her office and get a friendly greeting. She will not pose for pictures with him. She will not sit down with him for dinner. No, Jeanine Pirro will put him in prison where he belongs, just as she has been doing for three decades. Isn't this the person that women and children need fighting for them?

Pirro: I am Jeanine Pirro and I approved of this commercial.

[el_texicano]

Sweet...

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Great work. I expect Jeanine's campaign to be contacting you soon!

[mallardx]

Awesome!!! Why are repubs so afraid to go for the throat? We could finish the corrupt Dems once and for all with a few of those! Beautiful!

[al baby]

Doug you must have your brain bronzesd. Great job again

[ASOC]

Nice post, and now you know why the Dems are so desperate to close down blogs....... keep it up while you can.

[dollar_dog]

Is Pirro seriously the best we can do in New York? Her husband is a convicted felon for cryin' out loud!

I've got a baaaad feeling about this race...

[Dems_R_Losers]

BEEEAUTIFUL!!!!

Can't we organize something analogous to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and get some ads like this on the air? I'm sure the nervous nellies at the RNC would never let Pirro run something like this herself.

Ad #2 should feature Hillary kissing Sufa Arafat. Pirro saying "I will not kiss up to terrorists while New York City remains their biggest target."

[doug from upland]

Interesting comment. Her husband paid the price for what he did. Hillary's husband is still lying and denying he did anything wrong except a minor little personal mistake. Pirro did not participate in her husband's crime. Hillary partcipated, planned, carried out, and spun the crimes of her husband and herself.

[doug from upland]

Shhhhhhhh. Don't spoil future commercials in this series.

[EagleUSA]

Awesome!!! Why are repubs so afraid to go for the throat? We could finish the corrupt Dems once and for all with a few of those! Beautiful!
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We have a serious problem with the Repubs when it comes to having the care for this country, and the courage to FIGHT those that want to tear it down. You will find the SPINELESS REPUBS right next to the BONELESS CHICKENS in your freezer section....

The Clintoons made every effort to align themselves with EVERY CRIMINAL FORCE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET all to set up arrangements of FAVORS FOR MONEY -- the name of the Clinton game --

"..yes Mr. Chinese delegate, how much missle technology would you like? We have several packages to offer...package one contains technology to put you only one year behind the U.S. in missle guidance..package two, a bit cheaper, will put you only two years behind the U.S. -- so tell us how much you wish to contribute to our political campaign, and we will have Bernie Schwartz provide the technology to you.....we will call it ChinaGate...hahahaha....

Yes, the Clintons. Treason, crime, theft, corruption, lies, probable rape, adultery, battery....oh, I forget all the rest...

[doug from upland]

The day this runs, the following song is heard all over the radio in New York --

MIDI - SING A SONG - Carpenters

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...there is some help...that you can bring
Come deliver the cash...we'll add it to our stash

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...what you do, well, it doesn't mean a thing
Abusing young women everywhere
Just hide it from the right wing...our friend, Ng Lap Seng

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...we'll treat you like a king
Get a photo with me...signed "Your pal, Hillary"

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...what you do, well, it doesn't mean a thing
Abusing young women everywhere
Just hide it from the right wing...our friend, Ng Lap Seng

Good friend, Ng Lap Seng...our friend, Ng Lap Seng

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(fade out)

[freedrudge]

[ken5050]

We need a poster with pics of Pirro and Katherine Harris, with the following text...

"BEAUTY, BRAINS, AND THE RIGHT STUFF!!!

[Cincinna]

Jeanine Pirro is of Lebanese descent, and she is a Roman Catholic.
With her Italian last name, she gets both groups.
Never underestimate ethnic (not racial)politics in NY
As a lifelong Prosecutor and DA she is an incredible debater.Very smart and quick. She looks,acts and thinks like a savvy NYer.
Hillary never planned on this.

[doug from upland]

Pirro has one great strength -- her true fight against criminals in the protection of women and children. She can take it to Hillary's supposed strength with the issue of Ng Lap Seng and the issue of Juanita Broaddrick and Kathleen Willey.

[presently no screen name]

If they asked for my help at the Pirro for Senate Campaign, here would be suggestion No. 1.



Can you send it in via Pirro's site? They will love it!

[areafiftyone]

snicker snicker!

[dollar_dog]

Interesting comment. Her husband paid the price for what he did. Hillary's husband is still lying and denying he did anything wrong except a minor little personal mistake. Pirro did not participate in her husband's crime. Hillary partcipated, planned, carried out, and spun the crimes of her husband and herself.

I grant you all of that, but in today's world, what do you think the media are going to repeat ad nauseum? And what is Jeannine's response to be every day when asked on the stump? "I did not participate in my husband's crime." Doesn't really make the best soundbite, no matter how true.

My question still stands: is Pirro really the best we can do?

[Alberta's Child]

Ping.