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1 posted on 08/09/2005 8:37:15 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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I'm a closet heterosmoker. Oh, God. Help me!


2 posted on 08/09/2005 8:44:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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I smoke. I like to smoke. I don't care who knows it. I don't care what anyone thinks about it. The folks in this article need to grow up and grow a pair.


3 posted on 08/09/2005 8:44:44 PM PDT by SandfleaCSC (Tagline has been appropriated by county council for a much more profitable one)
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My God, how pitiful. And how true. I have friends and family members who try to keep their smoking habits from their spouses, their kids, and in one bizarre case of a 40-something friend of mine, from his 70-something parents. Incredible!

Folks, if you think it's a great idea to roll up dried leaves in paper, stick them in your mouth, set them on fire, suck the smoke into your lungs, and spew it out for the enjoyment of others, then do so proudly!

5 posted on 08/09/2005 8:53:07 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina ("You can observe a lot just by watching." -- Yogi Berra)
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I'm not a closet smoker. Hard to do that when puffing away of a fine, premium, hand rolled, Upman 160th Anniversary #1 Corona. which I just finished doing a mere few moments ago. Ahhhhhhh....smells great, tastes great...less filling...and a great item to keep kids, wives, and misquitos at bay for a little while. Nothing like peace and quiet to enjoy such a delightful smoke.


6 posted on 08/09/2005 8:53:24 PM PDT by GLH3IL (What's good for America is bad for liberals.)
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I think all smokers, secret or otherwise, should understand something from we nonsmokers (which would include this ex-smoker):

We know you're smoking. Breath mints and sprays don't hide it.

The only way a smoker, secret or otherwise, can appreciate how powerful cigarette smoke is in a person's clothes, hair, or even the air around him is...to quit smoking, really quit, then have to smell someone who still smokes. The invariable reaction is, I can't believe I smelled that bad--I can't believe people put up with me!

Note to reactionaries: I am not passing judgement on smoking. Talking about its lingering residue.


7 posted on 08/09/2005 8:55:31 PM PDT by John Robertson (Safe Travel)
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When I was a smoker (two weeks ago) I was like Dennis Leary with it..."YEAH I'M SMOKIN' KISS MY A**"

I went cold turkey two weeks ago just to see if I could. It is possible but I still want a cigarette. I can tell you that in another two weeks if I STILL want to smoke, I will because I will be damned if I am going to spend the rest of my life feeling like this.


8 posted on 08/09/2005 9:00:25 PM PDT by trubluolyguy (If you think that's tough, try losing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother!)
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I just have to be the first "Are you a secret smoker?"...

Of what?

11 posted on 08/09/2005 9:10:20 PM PDT by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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“Everybody Loves Raymond”

What's that? Is it on network TV?

14 posted on 08/09/2005 9:15:58 PM PDT by onewhowatches
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Smokers can hide but fat people can't. Fat people tell their friends "I never eat anything and I can't lose wait". Obesity can't be hidden. I'm tired of the smokers who are full of shame and smoke in secret , fat people don't. Here in Louisville, Ky they want to ban smoking in all public places yet they just passed liquer sells on Sunday!!


18 posted on 08/09/2005 9:18:43 PM PDT by tbird5
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I'll confess, I am a less than secret smoker.
"And shocked to find gambling going on."

23 posted on 08/09/2005 9:24:12 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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"concealing her habit with the aid of breath mints and air freshener."

You can't conceal it with candies, especially if one smokes, 10 or more cigs/day.

Anyone out there who watches or lets his/her children watch the "dummy box?"


30 posted on 08/09/2005 9:32:48 PM PDT by TAquinas (Demographics has consequences.)
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I am unsure how one could truly hide this. The smoke stays on the breath.


41 posted on 08/09/2005 10:28:40 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (No wonder the Southern Baptist Church threw Greer out: Only one god per church! [Ann Coulter])
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