Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[airborne]

He knows, and he loves you right back! Thank you all! I'm crying again, must be the sleep deprivation. ;^)

[Temple Owl]

Bear and rabbit

A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies "no". So the bear wiped his bottom with the rabbit.
Please don't do that any more, and no you are not getting your money back.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Nibble on this.

I am sure this thing is somehow immoral.

[King Prout]

no warning... came out of nowhere... no warning...
coffee all over the place.

[Darksheare]

Charlie Rangel is on Fox News talking to Hannity right now.
He's so far had to backpedal a few times already.And it has only been three minutes as of right now.

[NicknamedBob]

Say, do you need any more breeding stock?



... or any less?

[King Prout]

Gluttony. one of the Seven.

[airborne]

I'm going to sleep in my own bed for the first ime in nearly a week. G'night everyone!

[King Prout]

what does it eat?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The proud papa..

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Only if I eat it all.

But if I only eat half I get a gold star for self control.

So the secret is to order the big one and eat half.

[Darksheare]

Hmm.. That would be an interesting addition to the breeding stock.

But I am full of bad ideas.

[NicknamedBob]

"what does it eat?"

Well, I put it in a cage with a couple of bunnies, and a whole bunch of carrots. When I checked later they were gone.

Did I mention it seems to be growing quickly?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

But TP is expensive!

[Monkey Face]

Yah. Right.
Don't worry about the crying thing. We all do it when we're proud and happy. Your nephew deserves the love.

[King Prout]

the FSM is not deceived... may you be touched by His Noodly Appendage

-ramen-

[Stonewall Jackson]

It is amazing that this is still going after six weeks. Troll sightings usually last only a couple of days before fading into oblivion.

[tuliptree76]

Thanks. :-)

[Monkey Face]

It may be immoral.
It LOOKS like chocolate.
And someone else can have the cherry, because I still have mine...

[Temple Owl]

Especially in Russia. There was an article in the American Spectator today about a convoy of trucks hauling toilet paper being hijacked.
So help me it's true.
Those Russians really take care of their bears.