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Brits steal carloads of (Bleep) Austrian roadsigns
The Register ^ | 15 August 2005 | Lester Haines

Posted on 08/15/2005 10:53:39 AM PDT by ShadowAce

I'm not posting the body of the thread as the number of vulgarities I'd have to omit would make it unreadable.

The article's funny, though.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor
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1 posted on 08/15/2005 10:53:41 AM PDT by ShadowAce
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To: ShadowAce
This isn't related to the Sofa King Group. is it?
2 posted on 08/15/2005 10:57:04 AM PDT by vetvetdoug (Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
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To: vetvetdoug; Sofa King
This isn't related to the Sofa King Group. is it?

LOL! I don't know--let's ask him...

3 posted on 08/15/2005 10:58:03 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Can't say that I blame them. I might be tempted to swipe a few of those signs myself.


4 posted on 08/15/2005 10:58:36 AM PDT by Mister_Diddy_Wa_Diddy
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To: Ping

bttt


5 posted on 08/15/2005 10:58:49 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (I could care less about backing into parking spaces. Does that mean I'm not cool anymore?)
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To: ShadowAce

And to think as a child I used to giggle when we drove through Intercourse, Pa.


6 posted on 08/15/2005 11:00:54 AM PDT by msnimje
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To: msnimje

I wonder if they got that name like the rest of the New World did. York, New York, Jersey, New Jersey, etc.


7 posted on 08/15/2005 11:03:30 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

I guess we won't need a Jack Abrahamoff forum anymore.


8 posted on 08/15/2005 11:05:48 AM PDT by JustAnotherOkie
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To: ShadowAce
Sanitized for your protection....

An Austrian village called F***ing will not change its name despite sniggering Brits making off with its roadsigns. Mayor Siegfried Hauppl has asked visitors to lay off the signs which began to attract outside attention after British and US soldiers passing through in 1945 illuminated the locals as to the English meaning of F***ing, Ananova reports.

Hauppl explained: "We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, F***ing has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr F*** or the F*** family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement."

We reckon that F***ing has been around a lot longer than 800 years, otherwise there wouldn't have been any F***s to lend their name to the village in the first place, would there?

Be that as it may, the disappointing news is that the residents of F***ing are - according to Franz Duernsteiner, an expert on preposterous Austrian village names - very "conservative" people. He said: "Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it."

That's fair enough, and certainly something the residents of Milton Keynes can sympathise with. ®

9 posted on 08/15/2005 11:06:19 AM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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Thanks. I really thought it would be unreadable after modifying the number of words that needed to be bleeped out.


10 posted on 08/15/2005 11:07:43 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Way back in 1968 when I was living in Burghausen, Germany we used to travel to Fucking (Pronounciation: Foo-king)to buy postcards and send it to old girlfriends with the mention "Wish you were here". By the way, it is an absolutely beautiful town like the entire area is.


11 posted on 08/15/2005 11:08:43 AM PDT by auburntiger (Liberalism is Evil disguised as Virtue.)
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To: TheBigB; BJClinton

I know this isn't the OFST, but this is still funny.


12 posted on 08/15/2005 11:09:23 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce
LOL The author obviously relished every opportunity.
13 posted on 08/15/2005 11:11:10 AM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: msnimje

Or Bloedesheim ("Stupidville") Germany for me.


14 posted on 08/15/2005 11:12:12 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: auburntiger

It was just announced by the town's council that after careful consideration they ARE going to change the name of the town. From now on it shall be known as Fornicating (pronounced Foornicating).


15 posted on 08/15/2005 11:12:49 AM PDT by TrebleRebel
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To: auburntiger
Fucking, by the way, is not far from Tittmoning, just south of Burghausen. But then, in Pa. ya gotta go through Intercourse to get to Paradise, unless you stop at Blue Ball.


16 posted on 08/15/2005 11:16:26 AM PDT by nathanbedford (Lose your borders, lose your citizenship; lose your citizenship, lose your Bill of Rights)
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To: OSHA
"We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, F***ing has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr F*** or the F*** family moved into the area.

Yeah, that's how it happens. Mr. F*** moves in, and pretty soon the whole place is F***ing.

17 posted on 08/15/2005 11:17:05 AM PDT by Heyworth
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To: auburntiger
Future sister town?


18 posted on 08/15/2005 11:17:07 AM PDT by TrebleRebel
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To: ShadowAce

I Holland they had Fokink Gin. Don't know if it still exists.


19 posted on 08/15/2005 11:21:59 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Liberalism cannot survive in a free and open society.)
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To: nathanbedford
Which is quite a long way from Dildo, Newfoundland.

(Dildo is located on Route 80, approximately 15 km from the Trans Canada Highway. It is thought that the community may have got its name from Spain or Portugal, or an algonquin tree, or the shape of the headland that forms the harbour.)

20 posted on 08/15/2005 11:26:25 AM PDT by sofaman
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