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Now Ear This!
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | August 14, 2005 | Reyhan Harmanci

Posted on 08/16/2005 9:38:08 AM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece

So, let's say you love your cell phone. You love the color, the shape, the camera features and the fun text messaging. You love taking it out of your pocket, gazing into its shiny screen, flipping up the top and shouting through the background noise into it. You put stickers on it. You named it. You take comfort in its proximity to your ear. You will risk cancer to avoid looking like a dork wearing a dangling headset walking down the street.

You, my friend, are way behind the times.

Increasingly, consumers are investing in Bluetooth-enabled mobile wireless headsets because they're tired of the hassle of picking up the phone. These headsets, which industry experts say will also be able to be used with iPods as headphones, can be worn all day. Calls can be answered by pushing a button on the headset -- actually, they work within 33 feet of the cell phone itself.

Humans and machines have now grown even closer, and people will have even fewer excuses for missing calls.

But do we want to become more available? To have the option of switching between portable music player and cell phone with even less opportunity for human interactions?

"I'm mocked constantly," says Lynne Brady, manager at Amoeba Records in San Francisco and proud owner of a Bluetooth-enabled headset. "People think I'm talking to myself, people think I'm talking to them, and then it's like, right, I've never heard that 'Star Trek' joke before. But I'd never go back. I love it."

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
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A wireless headset makes both a fashion statement and a social comment: I'm talking about important things with someone way more fabulous than you.

1 posted on 08/16/2005 9:38:08 AM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

A wireless headset makes both a fashion statement and a social comment: I'm talking about important things with someone way more fabulous than you.

2 posted on 08/16/2005 9:41:21 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

It looks like a Swiss army knife hooked to his ear lobe.


3 posted on 08/16/2005 9:41:47 AM PDT by TFine80
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Someone should tell that guy that he's got a Swiss Army knife clipped to his ear.


4 posted on 08/16/2005 9:42:02 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Oh boy- oh boy- oh boy- oh boy!!!  Check this out!  Man, imagine how this could change my life!  I'd never have to miss a call again, I could just chat away all day with everybody I know in rapid succession...
 
My FReeper Birthday is only a few months away, better get savin' up!

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

5 posted on 08/16/2005 9:42:45 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: TFine80

You got me by 15 seconds.


6 posted on 08/16/2005 9:42:45 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
You will risk cancer to avoid looking like a dork wearing a dangling headset walking down the street.

I look like a dork?   Aw geez...my life's purpose is to fit the narrow fashion sense of the effete elite!

Bah...fashion ain't nothing but ideas so hideous that they must be changed every six months.

7 posted on 08/16/2005 9:47:00 AM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines


"All your fashion are belong to us."
8 posted on 08/16/2005 9:47:24 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Islam is war)
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To: Prime Choice
Definitely NOT a dork:


9 posted on 08/16/2005 9:59:02 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Re: Picture

Ah, the classic glassy-eyed male model mimbo stare...


10 posted on 08/16/2005 10:02:44 AM PDT by Zhangliqun (Hating Bush does not count as a strategy for defeating Islamic terrorism.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Um, you chatting on the phone all day? You wanting to be attached to your phone?

I am trying to picture it, but I am unable to.

11 posted on 08/16/2005 10:13:11 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Phone?  You mean that black thing on my desk, with the ringing noises and when I pick one part of it up, people start talking at me?  That thing? 
 
I thought is was some sort of device that would keep me on FR all day.  Never mind.
 

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

12 posted on 08/16/2005 10:28:34 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Glad I could help.

Besides, we already got you subscription to be a Hannity Insider, and a coupon to get every Hannity book that is ever written for free, as your FReeper anniversary present.

oops, it was supposed to be a surprise.

13 posted on 08/16/2005 10:33:25 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I still have an original antique crank phone hanging in my kitchen.


14 posted on 08/16/2005 11:31:51 AM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Someone should tell that guy that he's got a Swiss Army knife clipped to his ear.

Could this become the new 'bunny with a pancake on its head'?

"I don't know what you are talking about, so here is a picture >somebody insert picture< of a bunny with a Swiss Army knife clipped to its ear?"

15 posted on 08/16/2005 11:36:36 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Marching Morons are coming...and they're breeding more Democrats beyond all reason!)
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