Posted on 09/07/2005 1:28:32 PM PDT by Constitution Day
Look at Katrina as a Dress Rehearsal
by James Lileks
Oh, the lessons we learned from Katrina. President Bush's refusal to invade New Orleans tells you everything you need to know about Republican racist perfidy. The local government's incompetence tells you nothing whatsoever about Democrats' ability to govern at the micro level. Lethal storms can be turned aside months in advance by signing the right treaties. Or so they're saying in the reality-based community.
Check the blogs: They're calling President Bush's response to Katrina "My Pet Goat Part 2." It's a reference to the idea, so beloved of the Michael Moore enthusiasts and Osama bin Laden, that Bush's initial reaction to the Sept. 11 attacks was to give a what-me-worry grin and keep reading a kids' story because he wanted to know how it ended.
These people seem to believe that a complete set of evacuation plans -- including the removal of the entire city, buildings included, to Manitoba -- was slapped down on the president's desk the moment Katrina was just a stiff breeze, and Bush said nope. Call me when gas hits nine bucks a gallon, and besides, the town's just full of Democrats and po' folks.
That's what the frothier elements on the left seem to think. One Air America host said as much; various rappers and actors have blamed Bush for not calling Superman on the hot line and blowing the storm away with Superbreath.
One theory -- and it's an interesting one, as Howard Dean would say -- suspects the administration deliberately flooded New Orleans to test the nation's ability to deal with a nuclear strike. That makes sense. Sure. Why bother to drill to learn lessons that can be applied in other cities when you can drown a city and learn nothing about the hazards of radioactivity? The latter method has the added virtue of a conspiracy, which means there's a good chance someone in the chain will breach the levee of secrecy, leading to what the founding fathers called Super Extra Immediate Impeachment Plus.
Crazy, yes. But this is what it's come to. According to the choir of professional carpers, President Clinton spent half his two terms personally drawing up plans for new levees -- when he wasn't sneaking around Afghanistan in camo paint trying to apprehend bin Laden.
By contrast, the Bush Junta sent 100 percent of the National Guard to Iraq, which meant the 12th Airborne Plunger Brigade couldn't descend to the Superdome with jetpacks and unstop the overflowing toilets. Doesn't matter that New Orleans had hundreds of school buses unused for evacuation -- blame the feds who cut matching funds for bus-driver instruction back in 1927.
This level of incandescent lunacy isn't new. In the '90s there were people who believed that Clinton would use Y2K to herd us into FEMA-run gulags to have bar codes tattooed on our necks, but these people confined themselves to rants at 3 a.m. on Art Bell's radio show. By 2006 their ideological heirs on the left will be the evening lineup of MSNBC guests.
If we learned anything we can take away, it's this: You're on your own. At least keep an emergency kit on hand, the sort of thing Tom Ridge proposed, and which made the smart set hardy-har-har because it contained duct tape.
Don't rely on the government. Four years after Sept. 11, it's apparent that some local governments are not well-oiled machines when it comes to disasters -- more like a box of sand and busted gears. Blame for that can be promiscuously distributed.
Lesson two: The next terrorist attack will not unite us for a warm, hug-filled fortnight. The hard left won't wait 24 hours before blaming Bush, and the country will enjoy the sight of prominent pundits angrier at the president than at the men who nuked Des Moines.
If an attack should happen during the term of President Hillary Clinton, they'll still blame Bush -- and if she wishes to retain her moderate credentials, she'll be canny enough to repudiate the lot. They'll be stunned. They'll be hurt. After all the free-lance hating they did out of the goodness of their hearts! Where can they turn now?
The guy who took over for Art Bell still takes calls.
Sept. 7, 2005
My theory is that Blanco conspired with the Devil to embarrass Bush. Let's face it, this hurricane has all the marks of a job by the Devil. It hit at the worst place, at the worst time, while gas prices were already reaching record levels, it triggered the doomsday scenario breach of the levee, and Blanco was there to block Bush from acting while the Devil's henchmen had their run of the City.
And it's very odd all of the crises Bush has had to deal with, while Clinton did nothing and the world ran itself.
But others might. Your mileage may vary.
Egad. That looks like it was designed by Dr. Seuss on LSD.
So what large cities could be flooded by a broken dam? If terrorists bombed a dam, would it create another NOLA situation in another medium to large US city?
A brilliant piece! Thanks for posting the whole thing.
Stopped reading after the first sentence.
Your loss.
The first mistake is to rely on the Gov't to do anything right - Especially in the cradle of Municipal and Police corruption, Louisiana. However, these entities are well oiled with the spice of well heeled 'Contributors' and IMO, this disaster will only increase these tendencies.
The second mistake is actually letting this misguided nutcase of a Mayor drive you away from your property against your will. Oh yeah, the 'Gov't' will assume responsibility for protecting your home and will send you away to some other dangerous and unhealthful place to await permission to look out after yourself - Right!
It's called sarcasm.
Headed home... be back tomorrow AM.
Ah, you must have a recessive satire gene, or a ridiculously short attention span. If you read a few more sentences, the irony should start to kick in for you.
I'm sorry guys............geeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very good!
LOL.
Ann has some competition here. Very funny.
There are a few, (and NO, I'm not stupid enough to tell you which ones). However such dams are fenced off, razor wired, remote monitored with TV and lots more stuff I won't mention. They have sirens, and people down stream know that the sirens mean.
Defending against terrorists is easier than defending against "Don't give a damn" politicians and incompetant Mayors.
The road that goes over the Hoover Dam will soon be closed and another bridge at some distance from the dam opened. I suppose other dams are heading for similar arrangements.
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