[kas2591]

Good Rant, this cracked me up.

[siunevada]

If the rich left in their cars and the poor didn’t have cars, who owns the hundreds of cars lining the streets of New Orleans as the flood waters recede?

"Uhhhh, those are the second and third cars the rich people own and they park them in the poor neighborhoods just to make the poor people feel bad."
Mayor Ray, speaking from his new living quarters in Dallas, TX.

[Jaxter]

"Ted Kennedy: You understand what has been happening. Explain to us how a fat, rich white man can pull himself out of the water and flee, while the innocent drown."

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

[Magnolia]

Awesome!

[manwiththehands]

Terry Sater asks for way, way too much.

[MortMan]

Jesse Jackson: Start raising money. No, I mean for others.

THAT's laugh-out-loud funny!

[mathluv]

'George Bush: GW, just keep doing your best. We know that even if you went to the Gulf Coast, walked on water, pushed back the flood water with a wave of your hand, fed the multitudes, healed the sick, and brought back the dead, everybody above would just complain about you bringing religion into the mix.'

Can't have religion in this disaster.

[Finny]

My favorite, especially after hearing a tidbit of Maher's verbal vomit on Drudge last Sunday (Drudge was as disgusted as I was):

Bill Maher: New Rules. Go off the air. Suggest someone to take your place that is funny and stands for something. You once said that cowardice was firing a Tomahawk cruise missile from three-hundred miles out. Show your bravery. Don’t be a greasy, sniveling weasel. Join the Coast Guard. Join a police force. Be a fireman. Contribute. Get off the stage.

[Republican Red]

Kayne West: Go to Lt. General Russell Honore. Grab him by the collar and tell him that you want to know exactly who it was that gave him permission to go down to New Orleans and start shooting black people.

I would pay big money to see this. West would pee in his pants at the sight of Honore.

[StarFan]

Al Sharpton: Use your experience. Use your outrage. Take the lead in digging into who was raping the poor young girls in the Superdome.

As you did so masterfully in the Tawana Brawley case.

[jcb8199]

Great post!

I hadn't thought of the irony--
Teddy Kennedy talking about how rich people escaped, leaving the innocent poorer people to drown...

[PatriotGirl827]

Great reading ping!