Posted on 09/19/2005 10:44:25 AM PDT by Tall_Texan
Since President Bush has now cited Tropical Storm (soon to be Hurricane) Rita as a reason why citizens of New Orleans should not be allowed back into the city yet and...
Since loony libs think Bush and Karl Rove have some sort of weather machine that steered Hurricane Katrina into Louisiana to kill all the black people...
Shouldn't we test this theory? If Rita hits Louisiana, it means Bush and Rove can control the weather and steered another hurricane into Louisiana to kill the rest of the black people.
But if Rita hits somewhere else, then either Bush and Rove thought they could kill more black people by slamming a hurricane into Houston or Bush and Rove cannot control the weather.
Then again, if the purpose of hurricanes is to kill black people, shouldn't Bush be saying that blacks are *welcome* back into New Orleans ahead of Rita but the white people should stay out?
ROFL - Intriguing questions my FRiend
It's headed straight for the Astrodome!
Actually maybe the hurricanes follow Ray Nagin...
Ack. Did you alter the map? Just this morning there was much speculation as to where it was headed. But for the most part the computers had it heading more towards C.C.
Rita is headed for the largest concentration of NO evacuees outside of LA which is the Houston, TX area.
the maps and models are updated at 1100am est.
Well, if Bush and Rove have a weather machine, why don't they just run a few hurricanes through Iran or North Korea?
Rita is obviously racist.
Holy crap! It sure is! That's what, three hours old? Sheesh!
Nope. That's what the NHC has on their site. Then again, they were one of the last ones to abandon the idea that Katrina was going to slam into the Florida panhandle while most other forecasters had it going into Louisiana or Mississippi.
It's really too early to say where it is going other than "westward".
Get NAGIN out of Texas. He is a Hurricane magnet.
No. I wouldn't even know how to alter it. Nor would I...........
Bush abd Rove actually planned the tsunami for NO but it went way off course.
Bush and Rove now want to kill their fellow Texans. We're doomed I tell you!
Rove and Bush were simply focus group testing the Rove-O-Matic Hurricane Steer-0-Meter when they created Katrina.
Rita has kind of a nice, white, trailer park queen sound to it, so Rove could be fiendishly planning to scare the bejesus out of more black folk.
Amazing how Rove and Bush can create such huge storms and single out African-Americans for death and destruction and not even disturb so much as a blade of grass on land which is occupied by other ethnic groups.
I bet Rove has multi display screens, color coded buttons with handy labels like, Just mess with 'em, or, Baby got back and time to attack, or, Give Bush the vote or get a boat.
/vain attempt at humor
Or possibly Rove didn't tell Bush where Rita was going to land so he is warning the citizens of New Orleans without realizing Rove's evil plan doesn't involve New Orleans.
BTW, is it any coincidence that Rita and Rove both start with "R"?? I think not. In fact, all Republicans start with "R". Hmmm. I smell a conspiracy here.
They will aim this one at the Valley (Tx) to get rid of all those Messicins.
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