Posted on 09/29/2005 4:32:50 AM PDT by Cowman
Cops in North Carolina thought it was odd enough a Jacksonville man was driving an ambulance reported stolen hours earlier.
Odder still was that he was wearing a makeshift doctor's uniform consisting of a stethoscope, a pager-like gadget and latex gloves stuffed in his back pocket.
But then things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used. ...
"I don't know how the man got it up in there," said Sgt. Robert Pearson of the North Carolina State Highway Patrol. "It was a six point buck."
Leon Hollimon Jr., 37, last seen in August at a River Region Human Services facility in Jacksonville, was sporting a Mohawk haircut and wearing a red shirt when he was chased down in the stolen ambulance Sunday in Rockingham County, N.C.
"He basically said he was told to leave the state," said Rockingham County Sheriff's Office spokesman Dean Venable. "And so he found a way to accomplish that."
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(Excerpt) Read more at jacksonville.com ...
Difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A package of beer nuts usually sells for around $2.99. You'll find deer nuts under a buck.
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On his way to a stag party
But then things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used. ... "
(rolls down window) I'm sorry, is there a problem officer?
On a side note...
Why the hell are the police pulling over EMT impersonators transporting venison with IV hookups? Shouldn't they be out catching the real criminals?!
I said high tail, not white tail!
So why did he stop? Did someone catch him smelling it? "Get your nose away from that dead deer!"
Caught in the headlights?
He had that deer-in-the-ambulance look.
Stop it!
You guys are killing me!
Good one!
You guys are killing me! LOL!
"It was a six point buck."
Plenty of opportunity here, Bruck!
It is a rather serious thread.
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