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John Kerry's Winning Strategy (Very Funny)
libertas ^ | October 9

Posted on 10/09/2005 10:06:01 PM PDT by pcottraux

10/9/2005 John Kerry’s Winning Strategy

“Go long!”

Our friends at Newsmax recently sent out an email alert that deals with, among other issues, a new behind-the-scenes documentary about the ‘04 Kerry campaign. This film looks hilarious, in large part because it was originally intended to reveal the winning strategy behind Kerry’s White House run. Here are some delightful details:

It may surprise you, but both John Kerry and Ted Kennedy believe Kerry is the frontrunner for the Democratic nod in 2008.

If the pair had any prayer of this, their hopes have been dashed with the release of a new documentary film made during John Kerry’s presidential campaign. Pundits say it has torpedoed any remaining chance he has of running for the White House again.

Kerry allowed filmmaker Steve Rosenbaum to film the inner workings of the Kerry campaign and what Kerry’s team believed would be a victorious run for the presidency.

“Hut …”

Now Rosenbaum has released the documentary, Inside the Bubble - and Democrats are likely to give it a decisive thumbs-down. “The film has made such painful viewing that many Democratic insiders - especially those close to rival 2008 candidates - feel Kerry’s hopes of the White House have been forever ended,” The Guardian newspaper reports.

Unflattering clips from the film show Kerry pretending to interview himself, and babbling in Italian as he waited for a real interview to begin. Senior aides are shown cursing and shouting at reporters. One shot shows Hillary Clinton rolling her eyes after Kerry slips up during a TV debate against George Bush.

In a bizarre moment, top Kerry aide Jim Loftus rants about an advance team’s inability to get a pony into a hotel room for a birthday celebration. He fumes: “When I was an advance guy, if someone said ‘get a pony on the 10th floor of this hotel in four hours’ … I would have said: ‘What color eyes should it have?’”

“He rolls out of the pocket …” On election day, as early exit polls pointed to a Kerry victory, Loftus hands over the data and remarks: “They have a word for that, and they usually write it in big black print on the front of newspapers and they call it a (expletive deleted) landslide.” Another aide comments: “I hear they are crying in the White House.”

Bush went on to win by three million votes.

The Guardian states: “There is little doubt that many Democrats (or many potential Democratic voters) will watch the film in horror. The impression is of a campaign and a candidate who did not really know where it was going or trying to say.”

Naturally I’m curious about the pony Kerry needed for his birthday party. Did Theresa know about this?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: americantraitor; betrayal; documentary; frenchie; insidethebubble; kennedy; kerry; kerry2008; kerrydefeat; lowestformoflife; pondscum; teresaslapdog; teresaspoodle; traitor; treason; vietnam
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Some funny pictures on the original site. I'd like to see some footage from this one!
1 posted on 10/09/2005 10:06:03 PM PDT by pcottraux
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To: pcottraux
"What can we do about the Swift Boat Vets?"

"Nothing. It's largely true..."

2 posted on 10/09/2005 10:08:55 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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To: pcottraux

I want to see this! I hope it comes out on DVD ASAP.


3 posted on 10/09/2005 10:09:04 PM PDT by Betaille ("Ms. Miers's record is one of supporting a conservative position and then abandoning it." -John Fund)
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To: pcottraux

Anyone still have the "balloons at the Dem convention" clip? Loved that one.


4 posted on 10/09/2005 10:09:37 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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"Unflattering clips from the film show Kerry pretending to interview himself..."

Too funny! Maybe that explains his flip-flop problem.


5 posted on 10/09/2005 10:11:25 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
BTTT

Nice Profile Page
Welcome to FR

6 posted on 10/09/2005 10:12:31 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: dr_who_2
Nevermind. Here it is.
7 posted on 10/09/2005 10:13:23 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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To: Fiddlstix

Oh, thanks. Love it here.


8 posted on 10/09/2005 10:13:42 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Betaille

Is the film already out?

If it is out does anyone know where it is playing.


9 posted on 10/09/2005 10:14:27 PM PDT by johnmecainrino
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To: dr_who_2

Didn't see anything, just heard it. I haven't seen this footage.


10 posted on 10/09/2005 10:15:17 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

The funny thing is, Democrats had been preparing for this for four years, and they still had no clue what they were doing. What a bunch of buffoons.


12 posted on 10/09/2005 10:16:53 PM PDT by BackInBlack ("The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice.")
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To: pcottraux

LOL, the title itself is hilarious!

Loved the pictures on the site, all of which I've seen as "Caption This" threads here on FR! They should have also had the big blue condom picture of Kerry the day he visited NASA, too, though!


13 posted on 10/09/2005 10:18:49 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (I support President Bush, the war on terror, and our brave men & women in the military!)
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To: shanscom

http://www.hiway2zen.com/goodbadhi.html

You owe me one.


14 posted on 10/09/2005 10:19:07 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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In a bizarre moment, top Kerry aide Jim Loftus rants about an advance team’s inability to get a pony into a hotel room for a birthday celebration. He fumes: “When I was an advance guy, if someone said ‘get a pony on the 10th floor of this hotel in four hours’ … I would have said: ‘What color eyes should it have?’”

John Kerry: "I know there's a pony in here somewhere!"
15 posted on 10/09/2005 10:19:16 PM PDT by Rastus
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17 posted on 10/09/2005 10:22:36 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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bttt


18 posted on 10/09/2005 10:22:40 PM PDT by Coleus (Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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To: pcottraux

It was audio that was picked up by CNN when they were doing the big balloon drop during the Democrat convention. Major snafu. I think I even got to hear it live, although I didn't have cable at the time.


19 posted on 10/09/2005 10:25:42 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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To: Rockabilly Rebel
"Here's looking forward to seeing Kerry and Clinton try to take each other apart in the '08 primary season"

Tee-hee, me too, and apparently we can throw the Gore-on into the equation, too! There's a whole lotta "love" between the Clintons and Gore, ya know.

20 posted on 10/09/2005 10:27:30 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (I support President Bush, the war on terror, and our brave men & women in the military!)
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