1 posted on
10/19/2005 3:52:16 AM PDT by
cyborg
To: cyborg
Just like with the other Rocky and Rambo flics, I will wait until they show up on TV, and I don't mean Pay Per View.
2 posted on
10/19/2005 4:04:07 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(Don't quag Miers!!!!)
To: cyborg
Apollo died at the hand of the Russian fighter (Drago) in Rocky IV. Just who did they bury at the cematary?
To: cyborg
6 posted on
10/19/2005 4:16:30 AM PDT by
kanawa
To: cyborg
As satire goes, I give this a B.
7 posted on
10/19/2005 4:16:30 AM PDT by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: cyborg
Angeles—For yet a sixth time, there is to be another Rocky sequel. I know it's satire, but simple facts need to be right. "Rocky Balboa" ("Rocky 6") will be the fifth sequel, not the sixth. It will be the sixth installment in the franchise.
9 posted on
10/19/2005 4:36:05 AM PDT by
kevkrom
("Political looters" should be on sight)
To: cyborg
I ran in to Lee Canalito in Houston the other day. Lee was in one of the old Stallone films, Paradise Alley. Lee is another one of those 50+ year old guys that is in amazing shape.
Nice guy too.
10 posted on
10/19/2005 4:41:20 AM PDT by
isthisnickcool
(Don't get stuck on stupid - Lt. General Honore)
To: cyborg
The story will pick up with the fictional prize fighter retired and a widower in a retirement home—meaning no Adrian—who, now broke and after a attempting to overdose on Viagra, agrees to take on Apollo Creed for a third time in a nursing home bout to duke it out for their Social Security retirement.
Nursing home at age 60? IIRC we use to joke about doing a Rocky movie with two old cogers with strollers in a nursing home....and, it sounds like they went ahead and produced that joke.
11 posted on
10/19/2005 4:58:07 AM PDT by
ARCADIA
(Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
To: cyborg
I never watched the first five.., they were that bad..and I'm even from the Philly area.
12 posted on
10/19/2005 5:14:01 AM PDT by
SueRae
To: cyborg
We made a student film in high school, satirical, that was funnier than this article. Our character was named Rocky Bal-Movement.
13 posted on
10/19/2005 5:17:39 AM PDT by
YourAdHere
(Viking kitties taste like chicken.)
To: cyborg
I think you all missed this little tag line at the end of the article....
"Read more from author Political Satirist Chris Davis"
14 posted on
10/19/2005 5:20:52 AM PDT by
TheBattman
(Islam (and liberalism)- the cult of Satan)
To: cyborg
Check out the photo above "I'll take the second bomb from the left"... I love it... Life immitates Parody... what a wonderful world.
To: cyborg
Producers are said to be talking with former actor, Carl Weathers, to reprise his role as a wrinkled Apollo Creed. Wait a second... is this going to be one of those Dallas-style dream sequences where the prior movies never happened? I remember seeing Apollo creed killed by the Russian figher.
19 posted on
10/19/2005 6:03:31 AM PDT by
AbeKrieger
(Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)
To: cyborg
...after a attempting to overdose on Viagra, ??? Was he planning to impale himself?
20 posted on
10/19/2005 6:25:06 AM PDT by
weegee
(To understand the left is to rationalize how abortion can be a birthright.)
To: cyborg
So the rumor about Rocky VI being about a homeless Rocky being solicited for Bumfights is just that?
How about Rocky Goes To Washington where he kicks Billy Jack's @$$?
22 posted on
10/19/2005 6:31:01 AM PDT by
weegee
(To understand the left is to rationalize how abortion can be a birthright.)
To: cyborg
The real movie will probably be even funnier than this satire.
23 posted on
10/19/2005 6:31:20 AM PDT by
sanemom
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