Posted on 10/28/2005 6:07:22 PM PDT by neverdem
NEVER TRUST A LESBIAN!
They usually hate men and have no qualms about using and betraying us if it means any kind of gain for them.
The man in question was an idiot. ANY time your precious bodily fluids are allowed to be used for reproduction, you basically sell yourself into indentured servitude, if not outright slavery, to the whims of the (likely psychologicaly unbalanced and assuredly greedy) woman in question.
/counting the days until SHE gets the last, FINAL child support check and what's mine is mine once more!
I'm sure we all wish more people would use common sense. There are so many totally avoidable disasters ... it gets very frustrating.
Early gunpowder bomb. Used for knocking down gates and doors of castles. Given medieval quality control, there was a fair chance that the poor schmuck who lit the fuse would be immediately blown up, thus he was hoist (into the air, in little pieces) by his own petard.
I don't think his petard was involved in the traditional sense. But yes, he is hoist.
And the liberated feminists wonder why there's such a thing as a "marriage srike"...
While there is more than one defination, I believe that the common usage is that of a common animal trap, consisting of a rope attached to a bent over tree or branch that trips when an animal steps into it and it whips into the air, ensnaring the creature in the process.
Set it off by accident?
Hoist by your own petard!
I knew this guy that was paying child support and longed for the day his youngest turned 18. He was in his twenties and I thought that was sad but he really had it bad. His ex had sources. She knew if he worked overtime. She knew if he had a second job. She knew if he got a raise. I never found out what he had done to make her so angry but the poor guy was always being hauled to court for an adjustment.
Anyone else get the idea that this guy might also have been gay?
Thanks to both of you. Freepers know everything.
I didn't know that.
Should my old girlfriends pay for my children's college expenses? This "other lesbian" has no connection to the children. She's just an old girlfriend who was around for awhile and then left. There's no reason to hit her up for money.
Very close. A petard is actually an explosive device. If you set it off by accident, it will indeed "hoist" you!
Hasn't technology advanced to the point where paternity fraud is no long possible unless enabled by idiot courts (e.g., NJ)?
Its also an animal trap involving rope and bent branches.
That was the crux of the case that I followed.
He proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that the child was not his, but the judge basically ruled that he didn't give a rat's azz who the father was.
I believe the original saying goes back to Shakespeare and I believe the term "petard" got applied to that type of animal trap only in the 19th century. But that's a quibble.
You're not the only one. But some discussions are pointless.
Maybe he didn't want to have that memory!
Hamlet, act III, scene 4, lines 206 and 207: "For 'tis sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard."
Which certainly supports the bomb explanation of the phrase!
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