Become a republican (Triple Barf bag alert) but A for creativity

http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf ^

[rice08]

Just ran across this:

http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf

not for the easily offended but I was cracking up regardless because it seems to be an accurate representation of how Republicans have been viewed by the left, would love someone to do a "become a democrat" cartoon

BT

[OSHA]

"..would love someone to do a "become a democrat" cartoon "

LOL That's funny but I have to disagree with you. The creator has inadvertently made the best "become a DUmmie cartoon" that could ever be!

[NordP]

This should help too...after all, you have to understand and be able to articulate your new core beliefs ;-)

WE ARE REPUBLICANS BECAUSE…

~ We believe that our government’s most solemn duty is to keep its citizens safe.

~ We believe a vibrant entrepreneurial spirit will keep our economy strong and provide more opportunities for workers and families.

~ We believe that free enterprise and the encouragement of individual initiative and incentive have given this nation an economic system second to none.

~ We believe in building an innovative economy to compete in the world, because America can compete with anyone, anywhere, thanks to our entrepreneurs and risk-takers who keep us on the cutting edge of technology and commerce.

~ We believe in strengthening our communities, because our children deserve to grow up in an America in which all their hopes and dreams can come true.

~ We believe in protecting our families, and I respect the family’s role as a touchstone of stability and strength in an ever changing world.

~ We choose strength over uncertainty, results over rhetoric, optimism over pessimism, opportunity over dependence, freedom over fear, and moving forward over turning back. <- bolded because it's my fav one ;-)

~ Finally, we believe that the Republican Party is the best suited to preserve, protect, and defend these ideals.

[DuckFan4ever]

Waste of time. Looks like it was written by a GOP operative to make Democrats look clueless. Sadly, it was most likely created by a true liberal who really believes this stupidity.

[TheOracleAtLilac]

you may have already seen this

 

 

Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. However, if you want to be a really GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any where it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

Vote Democratic... It's easier than getting a job.

[rock58seg]

Man that thing is convoluted that it is toxic.

[Mr_Moonlight]

Looks like it was written by a GOP operative to make Democrats look clueless

Gotta agree with ya on that, I got up to approx page 5 of the 'presentation' and couldn't believe how utterly stoopit the messages were ... surely no rational person would create something like this unless they were either making a joke of liberal/Dem follies in a reverse sort of way, or were absolutely true believers themselve. Here is hoping that its the former ....

[JohnCliftn]

Can't really make a funny Become A Democrat. There's nothing funny about frontal lobotomy.