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Passenger Urinates In Aisle, Diverts Orlando Flight
Local 6 News and AP ^
| November 26, 2005
Posted on 11/26/2005 6:56:20 PM PST by B Knotts
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To: ketelone
Ethiopia's airline had one high jacking. They overpowered the two turds, strapped them into the first row of seats and cut their throats.
I think the plane landed on time.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:53:43 PM PST
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: Mr. Brightside
I did it last month. The guy who told me how to do it worked at the airport. Emptied everything out of my pocket except the lighter.
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Depends on the media and reporter I guess. Sometimes they do and sometimes they don't. Silly, considering that in this day and age you can find out anyway with search engines.
63
posted on
11/26/2005 8:46:12 PM PST
by
cyborg
(I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
To: B Knotts
The drunk in the plane pees mainly over Spain...
64
posted on
11/26/2005 8:55:46 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(The Democratic Party-Jackass symbol, jackass leaders, jackass supporters.)
To: GSlob
How on earth would the burly passengers [in any number] quell his urination? The only way would be with a loop of a thin but strong wire or string, and such a specialized equipment was in all probability not available.Shoelaces! Get him looped, hand one end to the two people on each side of the aisle, and start the TUG OF WAR!
65
posted on
11/26/2005 8:57:06 PM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: cyborg
Same guy?
66
posted on
11/26/2005 9:13:27 PM PST
by
PeaceBeWithYou
(De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afganistan and Iraq))
To: PeaceBeWithYou
Really??? Wow adult beverages do rip you up.
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posted on
11/26/2005 9:14:23 PM PST
by
cyborg
(I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
To: ketelone
can you imagine flying an a plane that smells like a urinalHey, this is a US airline in the 21st century. What are the odds that the plane will be cleaned? I figure about 4 to 1 against.
68
posted on
11/26/2005 9:28:15 PM PST
by
Uncle Fud
(Imagine the President calling fascism a "religion of peace" in 1942)
To: jiggyboy
They wouldnt. But they could definitely quell his drunken shenanigans, and make him settle down, which might result in a completion of the flight instead of an inconvenient diversion.
69
posted on
11/27/2005 5:58:59 AM PST
by
ketelone
To: cyborg
Silly, considering that in this day and age you can find out anyway with search engines. Truly. Even when it happens....and there are plenty of examples to choose from over the past few years...the facts are revealed in short order.
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posted on
11/27/2005 7:50:41 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸Ooooh...I think I over-medicated¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸)
To: ketelone
Golly geze. How much urine can a drunk handle? Filled the aisle to an inch? I think I'd rather have reached my destination at the expected time rather that be inconvenienced by a stupid overreaction to a drunk dummy (by a host of sober dummies) on board.
To: B Knotts
A Uro-terroist!!!
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posted on
11/27/2005 10:35:49 AM PST
by
stm
To: B Knotts
Oh please, we've ALL done this. What an overreaction.
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posted on
11/27/2005 10:37:21 AM PST
by
WhiteGuy
(Vote for gridlock)
To: TheRobb7
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posted on
11/27/2005 10:38:09 AM PST
by
Muzzle_em
(I'm an island awash in a sea of stupidity)
To: lesser_satan
The first thing you learned as a kid taking a bus in Detroit was to keep your feet off the floor. Urine and feces are known to slosh port to stern on the floor.
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posted on
11/27/2005 7:11:29 PM PST
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: SkyPilot
I was just searching for that story. I remember it well and I'm wondering what happened the the nice man.
76
posted on
11/28/2005 12:11:02 AM PST
by
skeptoid
To: ketelone
Hold on here...just a minute. Urinating in the aisle is illegal?
77
posted on
11/28/2005 1:38:26 AM PST
by
Recovering_Democrat
(I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
To: Bernard Marx
Thanks for the support. The bloggers got it wrong in some respects although I take responsibility for the incident, of course.
78
posted on
07/24/2006 8:57:10 AM PDT
by
mcgovern
(Is he the real culprit?)
To: Qwertrew
Why are they protecting this moron's identity? That's what I was wondering. Maybe he has a spokesperson too. He must be muslim or something.
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posted on
07/24/2006 9:12:39 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Call me a Jingoist, I don't care...)
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