Passenger Urinates In Aisle, Diverts Orlando Flight

Local 6 News and AP ^ | November 26, 2005

[ncountylee]

Ethiopia's airline had one high jacking. They overpowered the two turds, strapped them into the first row of seats and cut their throats.

I think the plane landed on time.

[REDWOOD99]

I did it last month. The guy who told me how to do it worked at the airport. Emptied everything out of my pocket except the lighter.

[cyborg]

Depends on the media and reporter I guess. Sometimes they do and sometimes they don't. Silly, considering that in this day and age you can find out anyway with search engines.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

The drunk in the plane pees mainly over Spain...

[jiggyboy]

How on earth would the burly passengers [in any number] quell his urination? The only way would be with a loop of a thin but strong wire or string, and such a specialized equipment was in all probability not available.

Shoelaces! Get him looped, hand one end to the two people on each side of the aisle, and start the TUG OF WAR!

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Same guy?

[cyborg]

Really??? Wow adult beverages do rip you up.

[Uncle Fud]

can you imagine flying an a plane that smells like a urinal

Hey, this is a US airline in the 21st century. What are the odds that the plane will be cleaned? I figure about 4 to 1 against.

[ketelone]

They wouldnt. But they could definitely quell his drunken shenanigans, and make him settle down, which might result in a completion of the flight instead of an inconvenient diversion.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Silly, considering that in this day and age you can find out anyway with search engines.

Truly. Even when it happens....and there are plenty of examples to choose from over the past few years...the facts are revealed in short order.

[GregoryFul]

Golly geze. How much urine can a drunk handle? Filled the aisle to an inch? I think I'd rather have reached my destination at the expected time rather that be inconvenienced by a stupid overreaction to a drunk dummy (by a host of sober dummies) on board.

[stm]

A Uro-terroist!!!

[WhiteGuy]

Oh please, we've ALL done this. What an overreaction.

[Muzzle_em]

LOL!!!

[Westlander]

The first thing you learned as a kid taking a bus in Detroit was to keep your feet off the floor. Urine and feces are known to slosh port to stern on the floor.

[skeptoid]

I was just searching for that story. I remember it well and I'm wondering what happened the the nice man.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Hold on here...just a minute. Urinating in the aisle is illegal?

[mcgovern]

Thanks for the support. The bloggers got it wrong in some respects although I take responsibility for the incident, of course.

[subterfuge]

Why are they protecting this moron's identity?

That's what I was wondering. Maybe he has a spokesperson too. He must be muslim or something.