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To: smoothsailing
Here's how to deal with them


Mark my words, folks, if the Democrats keep this up it's going to blow up in their
face, bigtime.

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Tim, we should follow the lead of Congressman John Murtha, the man who many
of us simply refer to as "the Hawk", who has put forth a plan to make America
safer, to make our military stronger and who will do or say anything to take down
a sitting president in a time of war. A war that is unwinnable, I might add, and for
which the president doesn't have a plan for victory.

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Yes, Karl, I'm watching her on TV right now and I've just about had enough.
Take her out. Now.

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm)))

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Boom.

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That was mighty fine work, Karl, mighty fine! Ha ha- but now it looks as though
Ol' Mullah Dean is shooting off his big nasty mouth again...

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The very idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is as wrong as apple pie...

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You know what to do , Karl.

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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I mean, don't you just hate apple pie?

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It's not working! Hmmm... that's it with the broccoli. What to do? What to do?

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Get me Dick Cheney!

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Yes! Dick Cheney!.........................Dick, do you read me? It's me, Karl!

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Karl? You're coming in a little fuzzy. Hold on a minute... Now where did I put
that contraption? Oh yes, I remember...

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Ok, Karl, you're coming in loud and clear. What seems to be the problem? Yes.
Yes. Uh huh. I see. Alright, Karl, Routine 21, on three! One, two...

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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At the Copa ,Hey! Copacabana!
The hottest spot north of Havana!

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)))

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I'm too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)))

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Good work! Both of you!

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Nice working with you again, Dick. Dick?................... Where'd he go?

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To infinity and beyoooooooond!!

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Greetings friend and conversationalists, all across the fruited plain. Well, well,
well, has El Rushbo ever got a See I Told Ya So for you...

11 posted on 12/08/2005 8:05:03 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Good stuff, RK. Thanks for posting. A really good way to deal with them.


16 posted on 12/08/2005 8:07:44 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
ROFLMAO!!!!!! That is so funny!

Darn you! Now I won't be able to get to sleep!

22 posted on 12/08/2005 8:18:13 PM PST by EricT. (Caiaphas acted just like a modern Democrat.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
LOL! That is fantastic! I've been in sort of a sour mood today and now I can't stop laughing! Thank you sir, you've made my day! ;^)
26 posted on 12/08/2005 8:22:13 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Roscoe Karns
That was good.

Thank you.

I'll be giggling as I drift off to la la land tonight.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

LVM

28 posted on 12/08/2005 8:23:51 PM PST by LasVegasMac (HoOked on Fonics. Dun goOd For me?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

HOLY COW! That was AWESOME! ROFL. Made my Thursday! Hell, it made my month.


33 posted on 12/08/2005 8:29:45 PM PST by farlander
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To: Roscoe Karns

Bravissimo!


37 posted on 12/08/2005 8:31:30 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (Leftism is Civilizational Masochism)
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To: Roscoe Karns

BRILLIANT!

55 posted on 12/08/2005 8:53:54 PM PST by Fledermaus (Please explain the difference between Al-Qaeda and the Left? Anyone? Anyone?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen


68 posted on 12/08/2005 9:22:29 PM PST by Blue Scourge (USAF....when it has to be blown up now, accept no substitute)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hey Roscoe, you must have a lot of time on your hands...

Keep up the good work.


111 posted on 12/08/2005 10:06:35 PM PST by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
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To: Roscoe Karns; bitt; speedy; Chena; hispanarepublicana; Mudboy Slim; Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; ...

HYSTERICAL POST at #11


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!




Thanks for the ping, Chris!


113 posted on 12/08/2005 10:07:00 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Blurblogger
ROTFLMAO! ;-D

Hilarious post, Roscoe! Thanks for the ping, Blurblogger

122 posted on 12/08/2005 10:14:27 PM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Born Conservative; ConservativeMan55

Check out post #11 ;-D


123 posted on 12/08/2005 10:15:11 PM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAOPIMP


124 posted on 12/08/2005 10:16:05 PM PST by nopardons
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Hilarious post at #11! ;-D

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

125 posted on 12/08/2005 10:17:20 PM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Great Cartoon!


151 posted on 12/08/2005 10:39:39 PM PST by Crooked Constituent
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To: Roscoe Karns

Ok, (breathe breathe....)....I'm composed now. Your post was so funny, I woke the dogs up! WOOF WOOF! Too funny!


157 posted on 12/08/2005 10:45:11 PM PST by Chena (I'm not young enough to know everything.)
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Post 11 ROFL! If anyone hasn't seen it -Check out Post 11.
160 posted on 12/08/2005 10:57:02 PM PST by Pajamajan (Benedict Arnold, John Kerry, Tim Mc Veigh and John Murtha all served in the US military.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Oh man, yer killin' me! ROTFL!
170 posted on 12/09/2005 3:00:56 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Glad I have broadband, or your posts would be painful to pull up. Great comedy, though.


181 posted on 12/09/2005 3:37:29 AM PST by Hardastarboard
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To: Roscoe Karns
LOL. . .and so true. . .

That said. . .I am not a so-patient Repub. . .and would like to see the Repubs actually make the boom happen more quickly. . .and definitively. . .so for these 'rats'. . .there is no doubt. . .no hiding. . .pretending. . .faking their own truth;

. . . because the Dems will never acknowledge that the 'boom' ever happened and will blame the explosion heard as no more than the result of Teddy - missing his Malox. . .

182 posted on 12/09/2005 3:39:00 AM PST by cricket (No Freedom - No Peace)
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