DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR LATEST VALERIE PLAME PHOTO (Captions)

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[beyond the sea]

"Joe, I just dreamed I was a secret agent"

"Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

"Honey, I think I lost my cover"

"Why doesn't Bono return our calls anymore?"

"Poses"

"Valerie preparing for another undercover assignment"

"Joe, there's a bug in the bedroom."

"Have you seen the shoe phone?"

"Darling, they came here to take a picture of me"

"Merry Fitzmas"

"Time to put this one to bed"

"A Leaking in Noir"

"My wife does it for microfilm"

"Make your own damned breakfast"

"Have you seen my pills?"

"Goodbye, Norma Jean"

"Sleeping With the Enemy"

“Would you PLEASE send the news people away? I’m UNDER COVER!”

"Bananas in Pajamas"

"I made some yellowcake"

"Look what You've Done To Us, Bob Novak!"

"No More Wire Hangers"

"Joe, When Are You Going Back To Work?'

"Sleeper cell"

"Desperate Housewife"

"The baby upstairs is floating above the bed again"

"Valerie's Secret"

"Where's Annie Leibovitz?"

[beyond the sea]

Joe, "Damn Rove, it was better when she was working, instead of hanging around the house all hung over wearing her thirtenn year-old nephew's clown outfit.

[beyond the sea]

The captions from the earlier thread on 'the lady in pajamas' here at FR had even better ones. I'll get a few.

[JennysCool]

Drudge needs to enjoy this thread ...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1543429/posts?q=1&&page=1

[Perdogg]

"I bought her diamonds, I bought her a rolls, and the only thing she wears to bed is pajamas?"

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[jennyjenny]

"Ah jeez, Joe, it's 3:00 in the morning. I never should have bought him the camera with the self-timer feature on it."

[mewzilla]

Shades of Twin Peaks.

[Roscoe Karns]

Angst and Alienation: Scenes from a DUmmie Marriage
A film by Ingmar Bergman
with joska wilson & val plameska

I saw Death today, Val.

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He challenged me to a game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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As we were playing, I had a vision. I saw a large
frog marching toward me. It spoke ominously, saying....

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... "The tea! The tea!"

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.................................................................Joska?"

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"The sweet mint tea!"

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........................................................... Yes, Joska, I
...........................................................understand now. All is lost.

[SpaceBar]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

[beyond the sea]

"I bought her diamonds, I bought her a Rolls, and the only thing she wears to bed is pajamas?"

It was dark that night, you could smell the darkness closing in all around you. I was sucking down another shot of self-pity when She walked in. No, she stumbled in, like a cheap date at the end of a bad night in a worse town. She was in her pajamas, and that was my first clue there something wrong. They weren't just any pajamas. They were MY pajamas. How she got in my pajamas, I'll never know... 11 posted on 12/19/2005 1:56:41 PM EST by SlowBoat407

"Joe, keeping track of all those lies about your trip to Niger is giving me a headache, so don't even THINK about getting lucky tonight..." 14 posted on 12/19/2005 1:57:11 PM EST by dirtboy

Valerie: Joe, I tell ya we're going to end up like that Sheehan broad..the dummies are going to avoid us like a dog turd come next years elections, especially now that these leaks are going to be investigated 35 posted on 12/19/2005 2:02:11 PM EST by Doogle

MISERY! 43 posted on 12/19/2005 2:04:32 PM EST by Samurai_Jack

Joe, stop staring at the FReepers and come to bed. Mommy needs her feeties rubbed. 48 posted on 12/19/2005 2:06:20 PM EST by SlowBoat407

[beyond the sea]

LOL.

[TheForceOfOne]

Where will you be when your diarrhea mouth husband acts up?

[beyond the sea]

That works.

LOL

[DarthVader]

"Boy did I make a mistake by marrying this idiot!"

[jennyjenny]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[smith288]

[Clemenza]

[ open in a dark, French setting ] Narrator: She was like the air. Brittle and easily broken. [ shows title: COMPULSION, as dramatic music starts ] How could one so perfect, be so flawed? Man: Dearest.. Man: Not now. I'm busy. [ is seen scrubbing the stairs ] Narrator: She was an incondescant angel, dancing on the edge of a ritual that was both innocent and jejune. Man: Yes. She was. Narrator: [ annoyed at man ] Her translucent figure, glowing in the light and fire of her overwhelming passion. [ Woman picks up a chess piece and wipes under it, then looks at the sponge and sees the dirt it picked up ] Woman: Save me.... [ Man pulls her toward him ] Man: Why? Narrator: I wonder what was the greater transgression. Loving her, or abiding her immaculate madness. [ a wine glass is knocked over, as Woman tries to clean up the mess ] Model: A little club soda will get that out. Woman: Liar! Narrator: She was consumed. Obsessed. Never able to enjoy her own party. Man: I alone felt her torment. Her deepest secrets known only to me. [ Narrator slaps Man in the face ] Woman: If keeping a clean house is a crime, then let me be guilty! Model: Guilty! [ another model gasps ] Narrator: A horrifying creature. What was it we could not give her, or she understand? [ everyone is dancing, while woman tries to vacuum after them ] [ setting is now black and white and shows Woman behind bottle of Compulsion ] Woman: Somewhere between cleanliness and godliness lies Compulsion, the world's most indulgent disinfectant. From Calvin Kleen. Annou

[headstamp]

These two are really a couple of horses asses.

Talk about publicity whores. Such concern for their privacy while sticking their faces in front of every camera they can find.