My wife and I went to a spouse swapping club once. She tried to trade me for some snow tires. They threw us out and we were never invited back.
She tried to trade me for some snow tires
Snow tires w/chains? ;)
LOL!
From 1999:
President Clinton arrives back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine sharply salutes him as usual. Clinton says, "I'd salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
The Marine replies, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Pigs sir!"
President Clinton responds, "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Hogs!!"
The Marine replies, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
The President then responds, "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea!"
The Marine replies, "Yes Sir! Excellent trade, Sir!