[emiller]

You should always have a cat or a 440 pound gorilla at your back.

[teenyelliott]

Strategically placed animals culling the stupidity from our herd.

[EveningStar]

Other people don't realize that you shouldn't get between a mother and her offspring -- especially when dealing with the world's largest land mammal.

In April of this year, an elephant gored a tourist to death in a Ugandan national park after the man, carrying an 8-year-old boy in his arms, approached the animal's calf.

Some people can be soooooooooooooo %$&^ing stooooooopid! You NEVER get near a baby animal in the wild!

[Names Ash Housewares]

"Once were ye apes, and even yet man is more of an ape than any of the apes."

[R. Scott]

Lions mauled a South African teen-ager in March who came too close to their enclosure while trying to impress his girlfriend.

Hold ma beer?

[Past Your Eyes]

And they're seeing more and more of it all the time. Maybe I'll have to go back to one of my previous tag lines and modify it a little bit.

"Most (as opposed to 'some') people are too stupid to be ashamed."

[GovernmentShrinker]

the South African robber who made the mistake last month of taking refuge in an enclosure which turned out to be home to a pair of unimpressed tigers

Oh, the tigers were plenty impressed . . . with the size of the tasty between-meals snack that had just arrived :-)

[Dawggie]

Famous last words........"Hey Buba, ya'll aint gonna believe this shit......" Help keep our pool clean; support stupid acts by idiots.

[arthurus]

when dealing with the world's largest land mammal.

WOW! bigger even than that 727 kilo bear in Alaska! They must use different size kilograms.