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Headliners Club roasts Rove [Austin Texas]
AMERICAN-STATESMAN ^ | January 13, 2006 | Tara Copp

Posted on 01/13/2006 5:16:59 PM PST by deport

AUSTIN

Headliners Club roasts Rove

Presidential adviser takes ribbing from both sides of aisle.

By Tara Copp
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF

Friday, January 13, 2006

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Austin Headliners Club, members roasted a prolific hometown newsmaker: presidential adviser Karl Rove.

Since it was opened decades ago, the Headliners Club has been a high-cotton watering hole for Texas' press and politicians — where folks made news whether they meant to or not, amid the heady mix of free-flowing liquor and ideas. Both were in overdrive Thursday night.

Mark McKinnon, who developed President Bush's media campaign in 2000 and 2004, led the audience through a slide show of some of the "best of Karl" moments, including one wintry day on the campaign trail when Rove got into a snowball fight with the national press corps' bus. McKinnon also produced a video message from Bush, who had a "to-do list" for Rove for the next three years: to "sign the first edition of my new book, 'Inside Karl's Brain,' " to "take Barney to drug-sniffing training at Homeland Security," and, finally, that "I hope you finally finish reading the Cliff Notes of the Constitution."

The friendly ribbing came from both sides of the aisle.

Former UT Regent Lowell Lebermann brought down the house by noting that Bush's and Clinton's administrations shared a common weakness: "Two pudgy people in the White House who couldn't keep their mouths shut."

Rove was tickled and touched by the roast, and his voice broke while getting his own licks in.

"I miss Austin," Rove said. "I came here when the equivalent of the Internet in Austin was Neal Spelce's newsletter . . . and the Comedy Channel was Cactus Pryor." He thanked Bush for the opportunity "to work for a man with vision, a man with guts."

And just for the record, Rove said, "not a single snowball got within five feet" of the press.

The gala also toasted the Headliners Club's new president, Brian Greig, a partner at Fulbright & Jaworski LLP. His wife is American-Statesman columnist Jane Greig.

About 750 guests attended the $300-per-person event at the Renaissance Hotel. Proceeds of the gala benefit the Headliners Foundation journalism scholarships.



TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: austin; briangreig; janegreig; karlrove; markmckinnon; roasts; rove; taracopp; texas

Rodolfo Gonzalez AMERICAN-STATESMAN

Presidential adviser Karl Rove prepares to hug
Mary Matalin, former assistant to President Bush,
before he was roasted during the Austin Headliners
Club's 50th anniversary celebration Thursday at the
Renaissance Hotel.


1 posted on 01/13/2006 5:17:01 PM PST by deport
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To: deport
Good on Karl.

Political roasts are a hoot. Wish the article had more of the jokes.

2 posted on 01/13/2006 6:12:18 PM PST by mrsmith
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To: deport

Too funny!


3 posted on 01/13/2006 6:15:24 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Hook'em Horns!)
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To: mrsmith

Political roasts are a hoot. Wish the article had more of the jokes.



Yes they are and usually the humor is very good. I suspect there are some other stories or coverage by tv or out of town papers but I haven't looked. I'm sorta hamstrung computerwise at the moment as I'm operating on an antique with dial up at 28,000 bps or less. Hopefully I'll be back to normal this spring.


4 posted on 01/13/2006 6:20:27 PM PST by deport
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To: ilovew; MJY1288; ohioWfan; mystery-ak; LUV W; Wolfstar; Justanobody; STARWISE; NordP; SoCalPol; ...

Fun article about Karl Rove ping!


5 posted on 01/13/2006 6:27:59 PM PST by DrDeb
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To: DrDeb
Thanks for the ping, Dr.D - Karl looks as though he's slimed down a bit, AND he looks GREAT in a tux!
6 posted on 01/13/2006 7:11:16 PM PST by NordP (Karl Rove's b-day is Dec 25th. It seems a great carpenter values a good architect ;-)
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To: deport

You never see this kind of self-deprecating humor from the Rats. Could you imagine Teddy or Chuckie or Kerry or Hitlery going through one of these?


7 posted on 01/13/2006 7:53:04 PM PST by speedy
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To: deport; potlatch; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP; dixiechick2000; Victoria Delsoul; ...



 WALTZ   ACROSS   TEXAS 

8 posted on 01/13/2006 9:32:22 PM PST by devolve (<-- (-in a manner reminiscent of Senator Gasbag F. Kohnman-)
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To: devolve

Thanks for the ping!


9 posted on 01/13/2006 9:34:20 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: devolve

Oh cute!! You have them all sized perfectly now!! That is really a cute combination devolve!


10 posted on 01/14/2006 4:06:56 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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