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Report: Inmate Loses Weight, Escapes
http://www.comcast.net/news/ ^ | 1 18 06 | Associated Press

Posted on 01/18/2006 10:12:05 AM PST by freepatriot32

SYDNEY, Australia - A prison inmate in Australia lost a dramatic amount of weight, squeezed through a gap in the wall and escaped, a newspaper reported.

Robert Cole, 35, was serving time for sex offenses and armed robbery in a prison hospital in New South Wales state when officials noticed he was missing early Wednesday, The Sydney Morning Herald reported in its online edition.

Cole, who had recently undergone a dramatic weight loss, slipped his 123-pound body through a gap between the bars on a cell window and a brick wall at which he'd been chipping away, the paper quoted an unidentified Corrective Services spokeswoman as saying.

"Because he's lost a lot of weight, he's a very narrow person, so he squeezed his way through the gap in the brick wall," she was quoted as saying.

Cole avoided the motion detectors and video cameras that monitor the prison grounds at night, then climbed a fence and escaped, the newspaper said.

It was not immediately clear how long Cole's sentence was, or how much time he had already served.

Calls to the New South Wales Corrective Services Division seeking confirmation were not immediately returned Wednesday.


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: armedrobbery; australia; donutwatch; escapes; inmate; loses; pervert; prison; report; sexoffender; sydney; weight

1 posted on 01/18/2006 10:12:08 AM PST by freepatriot32
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To: freepatriot32

Wow. Great way to lose weight. Now I just have to get arrested for something.


2 posted on 01/18/2006 10:13:20 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: freepatriot32

Must have been a whole lot of weight that guy lost!!!!


3 posted on 01/18/2006 10:15:07 AM PST by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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To: freepatriot32

It's amazing what the right motivation can do for a diet.


4 posted on 01/18/2006 10:16:06 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: freepatriot32
Because he's lost a lot of weight, he's a very narrow person

Well, that sounds judgmental!

5 posted on 01/18/2006 10:16:55 AM PST by steelcurtain
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To: freepatriot32
Ted Bundy did the same thing.
6 posted on 01/18/2006 10:19:26 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Except that Bundy only escaped from his cell, not the prison, and spent a couple of weeks scrambling around the ceiling.
7 posted on 01/18/2006 10:20:20 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
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To: freepatriot32
Cole avoided the motion detectors and video cameras that monitor the prison grounds at night
He not only lost weight, he lost density.
8 posted on 01/18/2006 10:24:17 AM PST by samtheman
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"He not only lost weight, he lost density.'

It was his density to escape.


9 posted on 01/18/2006 10:41:24 AM PST by Names Ash Housewares
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He lost density with great intensity.


10 posted on 01/18/2006 10:42:30 AM PST by samtheman
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"He not only lost weight, he lost density.'

It was his density to escape.

But it couldn't be! He lost it!

11 posted on 01/18/2006 10:44:37 AM PST by TChris ("Unless you act, you're going to lose your world." - Mark Steyn)
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To: Names Ash Housewares; samtheman; Jeremiah Jr; aculeus; dighton; Lijahsbubbe; martin_fierro
"He not only lost weight, he lost density.'

It was his density to escape.<<<

And lest we forget... he's a Peeping Tom.

12 posted on 01/18/2006 10:49:13 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: johniegrad

It's my understanding that the baggy clothes look from the hood, including the Michigan Fab 5 basketball shorts, is a glorification of the weight loss from doing time.


13 posted on 01/18/2006 10:53:52 AM PST by Dahoser (Time to condense the nonsense: Terry Tate for Congressional Linebacker.)
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To: Dahoser

Prisonfood must be really bad...


14 posted on 01/18/2006 11:02:37 AM PST by Screaming_Gerbil (Let's Roll...)
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To: Screaming_Gerbil

They said he only had a slim chance to escape.


15 posted on 01/18/2006 11:32:01 AM PST by Deathmonger
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