Posted on 02/16/2006 10:13:54 PM PST by hipaatwo
THE INVESTIGATION into Richard Bruce Cheney, vice president of the United States, president pro tem of the Senate and potential future ruler of "the Federation," continues amid the possibility of a host of charges, including assault, criminal negligence and excessive grimacing.
It's safe to say that the random violence that Richard Bruce "Shooter" Cheney committed last weekend on Harry Whittington may forever change his life, his and, let's not forget, the life of his daughter, Mary (who, according to Democrat sources, is a lesbian).
The Armstrong ranch is now a crime scene. As congressmen and other GOP officials scramble frantically to cancel the plans they had to go hunting with the vice president, investigators are still trying to piece together this unprecedented shooting.
And it certainly is unprecedented - you have to go back to 1804, when Vice President Aaron Burr shot and killed Alexander Hamilton, to find anything similar - although there were rumors that in 1972 Spiro Agnew shot at and narrowly missed H.R. Haldeman during some casual gunplay in the West Wing.
The investigation is focusing on the incredible "possibility" that Mr. Cheney did not fire the shots. According to sources, the lead investigator has said there are significant questions surrounding the shooting.
Forensics experts have focused on the fact that the victim, a prominent Republican lawyer, was shot on his right side, but that Mr. Cheney had been standing off about 100 feet to the left.
This means the shotgun pellets would have had to circle around Mr. Whittington before striking his left chest, then ricocheting into his right cheek. The remaining pellets would have had to somehow turn in mid-air in order to strike Whittington in his neck.
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
This is a classic!
Not so. He is President of the Senate. The last Senator to kill someone while in office still sits there.
You didn't write it.Just smile and don't respond.:)
I'm going to take your advice. If people can't see it's a paroday with Michael Moore in it, well then your right and I won't respond. :)
Thanks for posting this.
Michael Smerconish is as much "Philadelphia" as a cheese steak. Perhaps only real Philadelphians, such as those once described by Howard Cosell, can truly appreciate Michael and his dry humor. As for Philadelphia's famous cheese steaks, I still delight in that delicious memory of John F'ing Kerry showing the world just how "Philadelphia" he truly was. For those of you not so steeped in Philadelphia's unique lore and who are still reading this post, Howard Cosell simply said one night that Philadelphia sports fans would boo their own mother.
Wellll maybe they would boo her,depends:)
Oh, you are bbbbaaaaaddddd.
Don't forget, Teddy is full of shots too.
Great post but I think it went over most of the folks heads.
ROTFLMAO!
"writing books to urge children to stay out of politics."
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