'Demanding' Kerry Won't Do Ketchup

NewsMax ^ | 29 March 2006 | Carl Limbacher

[Aussie Dasher]

Sounds mighty good to me!

[Holicheese]

"A rube, which comes from "Rhubarb", refers to somebody new to something (usually the big city), usually referring to someone from the countryside or hicks."
Thats what the Wallet Inspector called me after he took my wallet in for repairs.

[JayNorth]

Odds are few, if any, Heinz field employees use ketchup either.

Kerry could be considered a "Heinz employee" in his role as "chief poodle" but as far as ketchup (or catsup) is concerned, JFK never worked an honest day in his life, his aversion would be to work, not ketchup.

[UnklGene]

Recumbent bike:

[hsalaw]

"NEVER order Tomato based products OR sandwiches [sic].”

What's a "tomato based sandwich"? Or does the guy just not eat sandwiches? Who doesn't eat sandwiches, for cryin' out loud?

[fat city]

"Maybe a $25 hotel when I'm looking to shower that night."

Some of the rest stops have automatic sprinkler systems (Cali, for example)- sleep on the lawns and save that $25. shower bill (btw, motels aren't $25. any more- at least not motels with showers).

[GoDuke]

"John Kerry is nothing more than a high maintenance trophy husband."

What contest in hell did Teresa win?

[Michael.SF.]

I'm a traveling rube

I don't think so. Well at least not according to this dictionary definition:

rube [ roob ] (plural rubes)
noun
Definitions:

an offensive term for somebody who is regarded as naive or unsophisticated, especially somebody from a rural area who is not used to city ways ( slang )

[Late 19th century. Shortening of the forename Reuben]

Just like you can only be a 'rookie' for one year, I don't think one can stay a 'rube' for very long.

[Ole Okie]

and what the hell is a "recumbent bike"

Don't know, but it appears that part of it is bent.

Wait, that's Clintoon's schtick.

Part of the bike must have been in Cambodia.

[stevio]

LOL!

[Ole Okie]

and what the hell is a "recumbent bike"

Don't know, but it appears that part of it is bent.

Wait, that's Clintoon's schtick.

Part of the bike must have been in Cambodia.

[manwiththehands]

The undoctored photo has no bunny ears, and Rush Limbaugh said " ... he looked like Woody Allen dressed up in the sperm suit in the movie 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex ...'"

[maggief]

[sgtbono2002]

Yes:but Kerry's is an excercise bike, not a real one.

[WideGlide]

I thought I said NO KETCHUP jackass!! Don't you know who I am?

[noblejones]

>>
I still can't get GlenMorangie, neat, ice on the side, please, delivered to my room at Motel Six. But at least the lights are on.
<<

Wrong-O!

Glenn Morangie is the night clerk at the Needles Motel 6. Shall I book you two love birds a suite?

[etcetera]

Primadonna

[Right Wing Professor]

I wouldn't do her either...oh, you meant the condiment!