Iran Test-Fires 'Top Secret' Missile ('Top Secret' Missile, the Third in a Week)

ABC News International and Associated Press ^ | April 5, 2006 | ALI AKBAR DAREINI

[SandRat]

At the same time, the head of the Revolutionary Guards, Gen. Yahya Rahim Safavi, said the United States must recognize Iran as a "big, regional power."

Only until the Sea of Iran is created.

[TChris]

He reiterated that Iran could defend itself against any invasion and added: "I advise Americans not to move toward a military strike against Iran."

Bwahahahahahaha!

Stop it! You're killin' me!

ROFLOL!

[txroadkill]

Ya know, I'm really starting to think these people don't really understand the meaning of the phrase "Top Secret".

[bd476]

Photo released on Monday April 3, 2006 shows a test firing of a Fajr-3 missile fired by Iran in the Persian Gulf on April 1, 2006.

Iran conducted its second major test of a new missile within days, firing a high-speed torpedo that it said no submarine or warship can escape and boasting of its strength at a time of increased tensions with the United States over its nuclear program.

The tests Sunday came during war games that Iran's elite Revolutionary Guards have been holding in the Persian Gulf and the Arabian Sea since Friday.(AP Photo/IRNA)

[SlowBoat407]

You have no chance to survive make your time.l;

[bd476]

Lol!

[JillValentine]

Better headline:

Iran Has Small Manhood, Feels Insecure

[dighton]

Even Pravda is having trouble keeping a straight face.

[darkwing104]

Probably a copy of a Chineese bottle rocket for thier stealth boat/airplane...

[bd476]

Lol, Iranian posturing is at least interesting.

[CaptRon]

Next week they fire their Double Top Secret missile and decoder ring.

[bd476]

Maybe Iran views it as advertising.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Iran has taken over the ultra-insecure award from North Korea.

[dighton]

Iran Has Small Manhood, Feels Insecure

Uh-oh.

[weegee]

Like a kid with a new toy...

[MNJohnnie]

Hmm so nice. So many new targets.

[MNJohnnie]

At the rate they are going it's gonna get a lot smaller soon.

[jimbo123]

By Associated Press propagandist ALI AKBAR DAREINI.

[bd476]

It also sounds as if the writer for Pravda was rather irritated while laughing at Iran.