Curse to Bear,A new account of Ted Kennedy’s Palm Beach adventure(Good Friday,Ted's 15th Annv.)

National Review ^ | 08.01.03 | John J. Miller

[do the dhue]

Sure thing.

You will probably want a picture too. We will be making them in wallet sized, 8X11, poster sized or you can get the 'damn, I'm gassed up like Ted Kennedy' package and get all three. Now what would be good for you?

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I've never understood how MA can see all that stinking corruption and still vote for him.

[do the dhue]

You know what? And I ain't BSing you. I have honestly had nightmares and Ted Kennedy is in them. You know how some people are afraid to go to sleep after they have seen a scary movie? I feel exactly like that after I hear him speak. I don't watch scary movies or Ted Kennedy speak anymore, but I still have the dreams.

I have come to the conclusion that I have Post Traumatic Ted Kennedy Stress Disorder (PTTKSD). I penned that myself. I am still researching PTTKSD and I have yet to find any other people who know that they suffer from PTTKSD. I want to get my fellow men who suffer from PTTKSD to get together and so we can recognize our situation and then sue the pants off that fat, drunk, SOB.

I am also Researching PT Billery Clinton SD, PT Tom Dasshole SD, PT Coward Dean SD, PT Kohn Kerry SD, PT Scary Reid SD, PT Ali blahblah Gore SD, PT Coward Dean SD, and I saved the worst for last: PT Janet Reno SD.

If anyone has symptoms of any of the above, please let me know. We will call a tuff, smart lawyer and take 'um out.

[csvset]

He was standing there, wobbling, and had no pants on. ... And I was just really freaked out.

A horrible mental picture.

[Alia]

Uh-oh. The "Swagger" word again. And this time in connection to the "oppression of women".

One of the retired General calling for Rumsfeld's head is also using the SWAGGER word. Dittos in re MSM regarding the Duke LaCrosse situation. But in this case the word is used in connection to the "oppression of minorities".

ALERT! ALERT! METEOR INCOMING.

[familyop]

Oh, "the Duke LaCrosse situation!" I wondered where the stuff about "whites" was coming from in the defense thread! ...was trying to make the connection...hmmm..a country that rhymed with "Zinni," maybe? I was trying to figure that out.

[Coleus]

Yes, it's very frightening.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

About ten minutes at the most later, the senator emerged through the door from inside the house ... and at this time he only has on a button-down oxford shirt.

Cue the music (da-da-da-da!) that's used when women slowly undress and throw each article of clothing at the guy.

[SunkenCiv]

NBC and the New York Times even used her name, despite Florida's rape-shield law.

Wow, it's almost as if the media giants are merely partisan shills. But how could that be? ;') Thanks for the link, Coleus.

[Coleus]

Did JFK "Steal" the Words for his "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You" quote?  Of course he did

[Rosemont]

" How did Ted Kennedy and his family practice their faith on Good Friday, 1991?"

By fighting to make abortion available on demand.

[Coleus]

The only time Ted Kennedy acts Catholic is the week before elections. >>

I see that too with my local politicians.