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Helicopter Rescues Man Chased By Cows
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 6-23-2006
Posted on 06/23/2006 4:58:43 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
"Moo..."
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:34:21 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
To: blam
Sounds like the work of the guy that used to do "Far Side":
42
posted on
06/23/2006 5:35:33 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(W.C. Fields: "The time has come to take the bull by the tail and face the situation".)
To: blam
If I had a nickle for every time I've been chased into a bog by cows and had to be rescued by helicopter,....
43
posted on
06/23/2006 5:36:04 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Darksheare
LOL, that's kinda... menacing.The gentlist cat in my house is also the most voracious killer.
44
posted on
06/23/2006 5:37:13 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: All
Has anyone seen the trailer for the new CGI-animated film
'The Barnyard'? The main cattle characters are clearly male, by voice & personality -- but they all have prominent udders. Weird.
45
posted on
06/23/2006 5:41:01 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
To: EsmeraldaA
True, true.
I do wonder why the cows followed the guy.
46
posted on
06/23/2006 5:46:08 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: Lady Jag
It's always the quiet ones.
47
posted on
06/23/2006 5:46:41 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: AnAmericanMother; humblegunner; Horatio Gates
He sounds like a wuss. . . . and so does his dog.Very funny!
Here is a picture of my 4 pound Min-Pin the Phabulous Phudderson Phellow (RIP) fixin' to whup a bull and take his cows.
The bull blinked and Phudd was really ticked off when the cows followed the bull anyway.
Later Phudd and humblegunner sat up most the night at Deer Camp commiserating opportunities lost.
48
posted on
06/23/2006 5:48:21 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
To: Darksheare
Mad cows and Englishmen...
49
posted on
06/23/2006 5:48:48 PM PDT
by
null and void
("Propaganda by blackout" - longtermmemmory, 6/21/06)
To: Darksheare
Maybe his smell was appealing to them......
--I'm going home now--
To: Sloth
51
posted on
06/23/2006 5:49:44 PM PDT
by
null and void
("Propaganda by blackout" - longtermmemmory, 6/21/06)
To: blam
To: avg_freeper
If I had a nickle for every time I've been chased into a bog by cows and had to be rescued by helicopter,....You would have twice my savings account?
; < )
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:50:30 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
To: null and void
To: blam
Cows are just curious creatures. Stand your ground and one or two might walk up and try to lick you, but that's about all.
I once parked my freshly washed and waxed car in a meadow not far from my in-laws' house. When returned about a half hour later I found my car surrounded by a small herd of cows. They were licking every part of it they could get their tongues on. I could barely see through the dried saliva on the windshield as I drove it back up to the car wash.
55
posted on
06/23/2006 5:51:15 PM PDT
by
JCEccles
To: blam
It is possible that there was a cow with a calf in the herd and would have regarded the dog as a threat.She may have been trying to drive the dog away.
If not than who knows.I have been around dairy cows all my life and have never seen one go on the attack.
If the herd for some reason decided that they were going somewhere and this fellow was in the path than yes nothing would stop them,he was just in the way.
Not true though for any bull,they will try to kill you in the blink of an eye.
56
posted on
06/23/2006 5:55:09 PM PDT
by
carlr
To: Darksheare
"It is a bovine conspiracy. It isn't my fault." And just where do the possums fit in?
57
posted on
06/23/2006 5:55:44 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: null and void
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:56:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: EsmeraldaA
Carnivorous cows of chaos.
59
posted on
06/23/2006 5:56:41 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: sweetliberty
The Possum conspiracy is mine.
The Bovine Conspiracy is someone elses.
Insidious..
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:57:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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