Crouching Cheney, Hidden Rove

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[Roscoe Karns]

Crouching Cheney, Hidden Rove

[Roscoe Karns]

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.. Mark my words, folks, if the Democrats keep this up it's going to blow up in their
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..Tim, we should follow the lead of Congressman John Murtha, the man who many
.. of us simply refer to as "The Hawk", who has put forth a plan to make America
.. safer, to make our military stronger and who will say or do anything to take down
.. a sitting president in a time of war. A war that is unwinnable, I might add, and for
.. which the president has no plan for victory.

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..Yes, Karl, I'm watching her on TV right now and I've just about had enough.
..Take her out. Now.

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm)))

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..Boom!

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..That was mighty fine work, Karl, mighty fine! But now it looks as though
..Ol' Mullah Dean is shooting off his big mouth again...

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..The very idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is as wrong as apple pie...

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..You know what to do , Karl.

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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..I mean, don't you just hate apple pie?

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..It's not working! Drats! What to do? What to do?

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.. Get me Dick Cheney!

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..Yes! Dick Cheney!...........................Dick, do you read me? It's me, Karl!

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..Karl? You're coming in a little fuzzy. Hold on a minute... Now where did I put
.. that contraption? Oh yes, I remember...

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..Ok, Karl, you're coming in loud and clear. What seems to be the problem? Yes.
.. Yes. Dean again,huh. I see. Alright, Karl, Routine 21 on three! One, two...

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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..At the Copa ,Hey! Copacabana!
..The hottest spot north of Havana!

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)))

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..I'm too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shirt
..So sexy it hurts

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!)))

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..Good work! Both of you!

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..Nice working with you again, Dick. Dick?....................... Where'd he go?

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..To infinity and beyoooooooond!!

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..Greetings friends and conversationalists, all across the fruited plain. Well, well,
..well, has El Rushbo ever got a See I Told Ya So for you...

[Draco]

Thank you for .... for whatever that is called.

[T'wit]

Between this and two cups of coffee, I'll be ready even for a Monday morning :-)

[backhoe]

A couple of my favorites:

 

[Lancer_N3502A]

That was great!

[IrishRainy]

Your page is hysterical! But I think you have waaaaayyyy too much time on your hands...

[golas1964]

ROTF - Show 'em the Nancy Pelosi and James Carville parodies. How long did it take you to put this all together?

[Roscoe Karns]

How long did it take you to put this all together?

I did them all tonight!

Well, not all of them.

Actually, I'd say about 6 months.

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[wita]

Maybe my sense of humor needs adjustment, but I thought the Helen Thomas routine was my kind of humor.

[wita]

Maybe my sense of humor needs adjustment, but I thought the Helen Thomas routine was my kind of humor.

[wita]

Actually, it appears my sense of double post needs adjustment.

[Roscoe Karns]

Excuse me, Helen, But did you just fart?

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Not me. I never fart.

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Well, not since the Big Fart of '87, that is.

[Roscoe Karns]

bump for lovers of grade-eight-level-humor everywhere.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

LOL.

[wita]

Hey, I represent that!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

ROTFLMA. Thanks for the chuckles. Loved your homepage. You have a certain flair for this kind of thing.

[Ben Hecks]

Terrific! My favorite is the Chris Matthews interview of Zarqawi. That's priceless!

[WorkingClassFilth]

I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading your personal page and I must say that...you've got the best one I've ever read on FR. Laughed myself silly - the wife is giving me the evil eye and the day's work is still undone. Thanks!

[mpackard]

Ditto!! It was HYSTERICAL!!!!

[Marie Antoinette]

OMG! That is too funny!