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"Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at the
New York Times"
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Posted on 07/20/2006 7:14:15 AM PDT by edzo4
"Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at the New York Times"
From the July 19 Late Show with David Letterman, prompted by the announcement the New York Times will reduce the size of its pages in order to save money, the "Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at the New York Times." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. Extensive coverage of recent fighting between the Israelis and the lesbians
9. Pages 2 through 20 are corrections of previous edition
8. Every sentence begins, "So, like"
7. TV listings only for Zorro
6. Weather forecast reads "Look outside, dumbass"
5. Multiple references to "President Gore"
4. Obituary includes list of people they wish were dead
3. Headlines fold over to create surprise Mad magazine-type hidden message
2. Restaurant critic recently gave IHOP four stars
1. Reporting that Oprah isn't gay, but Letterman is
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: letterman; mediabias; newyorktimes; nyt
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posted on
07/20/2006 7:14:18 AM PDT
by
edzo4
To: edzo4
2
posted on
07/20/2006 7:16:28 AM PDT
by
SueRae
To: edzo4
I always thought the Top Ten List was fiction.....
3
posted on
07/20/2006 7:17:09 AM PDT
by
larrysh
To: edzo4
To: AmericanMade1776
You read it first in the NYT!
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posted on
07/20/2006 7:25:06 AM PDT
by
thulldud
("Para ingles, oprima el dos.")
To: thulldud
What is really Ironic..I read it first on a URL from CBS.. That the New York Times stated that Letterman is Gay
To: AmericanMade1776
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posted on
07/20/2006 7:31:36 AM PDT
by
thulldud
("Para ingles, oprima el dos.")
To: edzo4
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posted on
07/20/2006 7:34:35 AM PDT
by
LS
To: AmericanMade1776
I think it was schtick on Lettermans part.
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posted on
07/20/2006 7:38:50 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein(the moon is a harsh mistress))
To: edzo4
Each section of the Classifieds begins with:
FOR SALE - Gray Lady
10
posted on
07/20/2006 7:42:16 AM PDT
by
wizr
(Red blooded Americans wear Red on Fridays. Christians show Jesus' blood was spilled, too!)
To: edzo4
So a terrorist group of gay women would be called "Lezbollah?"
11
posted on
07/20/2006 7:43:28 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
To: edzo4
So a terrorist group of gay women would be called "Lezbollah?"
12
posted on
07/20/2006 7:43:32 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
To: NRA1995
I'm going to shamlessly steal this.
To: edzo4
Liberal: "Look the NYT is so important the government made a postage stamp in it's honor".
Conservative: "That's no postage stamp it is the NYT".
To: edzo4
Here is the Stock Market comparison of the New York Times and thier enemy Haliburton:
15
posted on
07/20/2006 7:54:31 AM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(A true liberal today is a combination of socialist, fascist, hypocrite, and anti-American.)
To: Mike Darancette
This "Top 10" list is lame and unfunny. Not up to usual standards.
Your post is funnier than all the above ten put together.
Leni
To: Mike Darancette
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posted on
07/20/2006 8:37:11 AM PDT
by
Stallone
(Mainstream Media is dead. I helped kill it.)
To: edzo4
This photo of the roof of the NYCRIMES Building, might be another sign of trouble.
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posted on
07/20/2006 9:42:36 AM PDT
by
magslinger
(Crusade, what happens when enough Christians have enough jihad.)
To: magslinger
I think I see maureen dowd on the ladder!
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posted on
07/20/2006 9:48:02 AM PDT
by
edzo4
To: thulldud
Oooh, a twofer!
You mean a poofter, don't you?
20
posted on
07/20/2006 9:50:46 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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