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Naked Scandinavians leave Albanian police speechless (vanity)
The Scotsman ^ | Fri 28 Jul 2006

Posted on 07/29/2006 11:12:58 PM PDT by mandingo republican

Fri 28 Jul 2006 Naked Scandinavians leave Albanian police speechless

TIRANA - Albanian police were speechless when around 30 Scandinavian women went topless, shocking local bathers and causing an uproar in an Albanian beach resort.

"Police only watched ... they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English," a local newspaper in the southern Albania coastal town of Sarande said.

Albanian mothers dragged their children away and police received a barrage of complaints over the Scandinavian tourists.

The Scandinavians left after two hours when their guide was informed that nude bathing was banned on public beaches. Nudity and topless bathing are still taboo in the poor Balkan country.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: albania; blondes; jamynameisigna; naked; nekkid; norwegianwood; nude; photosplease; scandinavia; swedishnobikiniteam; vavavoom; whoneedsviagra
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Sorry, could not find the pictures.
1 posted on 07/29/2006 11:13:00 PM PDT by mandingo republican
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To: mandingo republican
"Police only watched ... they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English,"

When did Scandivanians et al make English their national language?

2 posted on 07/29/2006 11:18:47 PM PDT by ECM (Government is a make-work program for lawyers.)
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To: mandingo republican
When you least expect it, it's the Swedish bikini team!


3 posted on 07/29/2006 11:19:11 PM PDT by StJacques (Liberty is always unfinished business)
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To: mandingo republican
"Sorry, could not find the pictures."

Then you shouldn't have posted this.

4 posted on 07/29/2006 11:22:13 PM PDT by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: mandingo republican
NorwegianWood

Funniest part of the entire post mandingo. I caught that.
5 posted on 07/29/2006 11:22:32 PM PDT by StJacques (Liberty is always unfinished business)
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To: mandingo republican

"Nudity and topless bathing are still taboo in the poor Balkan country."

Well if they want to attract more tourists...


6 posted on 07/29/2006 11:23:40 PM PDT by RouxStir (Refreshingly Offensive, with Overtones of Cohiba and Auchentoshen.)
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To: mandingo republican

This reminds me of an encounter at the Outerbanks of North Carolina some years ago. I was there with my childhood best friend and our daughters. We were approached on the beach by two men that we still refer to as "Hans and Frans" who asked us in a very thick Scandanavian accent where they could change clothes. We tried to relate to them that there was nowhere on the beach to change clothes. Lo and behold, they went under one of the beach houses and literally changed clothes behind a supporting beam, and came out a few minutes later in teenie little speedos. Fortunately our daughters were playing in the water and didn't witness any of this....errrrr....Scandanavian culture.


7 posted on 07/29/2006 11:27:48 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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"NorwegianWood Funniest part of the entire post mandingo. I caught that."

There's a radio station that I caught a couple of weeks ago, whose call letters are something like WUDD or KWUD, something like that...their morning drive talk show is, you guessed it, Morning WUDD.


8 posted on 07/29/2006 11:30:03 PM PDT by RouxStir (Refreshingly Offensive, with Overtones of Cohiba and Auchentoshen.)
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To: ECM
When did Scandivanians et al make English their national language?

Most Scandinavians under age 50 speak pretty good English, and many speak it with little if any accent. A Finn and a Norwegian can't understand each other's language, so they will invariably speak English to each other.

The Dutch and Germans use a lot of English too, and speak it exceptionally well as a rule. I think speakers of the Germanic/Nordic language family (of which Anglo-Saxon is one) have an easier time picking up the phonemes of English than do speakers of other languages.

-ccm

9 posted on 07/29/2006 11:30:58 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order)
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To: RouxStir
Well if they want to attract more tourists...

Topless Scandinavian women, or perverts from all over the world to come gawk at them?

-ccm

10 posted on 07/29/2006 11:32:07 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order)
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To: StJacques

Assets in the War on Terror


11 posted on 07/29/2006 11:33:38 PM PDT by Peelod (Decentia est fragilis. Curatoribus validis indiget.)
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"Morning WUDD"

Do they play ZZ Top RouxStir?

Let's see who knows this one.

They really should keep us Louisiana guys off the board after midnight RouxStir.
12 posted on 07/29/2006 11:37:46 PM PDT by StJacques (Liberty is always unfinished business)
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To: ccmay

"Topless Scandinavian women, or perverts from all over the world to come gawk at them?"

Both...I think there is some sort of symbiosis there.

I'm not sure that the average Balkan woman looks like...may want to keep that under wraps


13 posted on 07/29/2006 11:38:35 PM PDT by RouxStir (Refreshingly Offensive, with Overtones of Cohiba and Auchentoshen.)
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To: ECM
When did Scandivanians et al make English their national language?

English is used as a common language in much of Europe. Two people might not speak each other's language, but they often both speak English.

The Scandinavians not speaking English is strange though. Every one I met spoke English well, and the Swedes I've met -- without exception -- spoke English better than most Americans and with little accent. I was once mistaken for a Swede by a German just because he heard me speaking English.

14 posted on 07/29/2006 11:40:14 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: mandingo republican

Mark Steyn recently quoted a Swedish government official who said "We must be kind to the Moslems so that when they are in the majority they will be kind to us."


15 posted on 07/29/2006 11:41:01 PM PDT by Malesherbes
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To: Peelod
"Assets in the War on Terror"

Well, as long as we're not behind in the fight.
16 posted on 07/29/2006 11:43:35 PM PDT by StJacques (Liberty is always unfinished business)
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To: mandingo republican

I am happy you did not have pics


17 posted on 07/29/2006 11:44:21 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: mandingo republican
wait.. did you say Swedish?? I thought it said Scavenging American Liberals were going nude
18 posted on 07/29/2006 11:45:55 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: antiRepublicrat

"The Scandinavians not speaking English is strange though."

While not clear in the article, I think they mean the Albanian police did not speak English.


19 posted on 07/29/2006 11:46:26 PM PDT by truth_seeker
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To: tomkow6

Ping.....ping......ping ...ping..ping


20 posted on 07/29/2006 11:49:59 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
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