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New TSA Regulation Garments Will Make Passenger Air Travel Even MORE Safer!
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| 08-11-06
| Registered
Posted on 08/10/2006 9:05:42 PM PDT by Registered
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: airtravel; hootersair; insanity; londonairlineplot; mafwantsonetoo; mo1wantsone; noidont; registeredhumor; safety; terrorism; tsa; yesyoudo
Sorry, one size fits all!
To: Registered
Speaking as a reasonably hairy person - those had better not be adhesive backed.
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:06:37 PM PDT
by
gondramB
To: Registered
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:08:37 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
To: Mo1
You want a sheet dont you?
To: Registered
It's not big enough to cover me. ;-)
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:09:47 PM PDT
by
lmr
(You can have my Tactical Nuclear Weapons when you pry them from my cold dead fingers.)
To: Registered
Can't really blame those folks for standing. Not telling who was sitting there before...
(there's something very "ewwwwwww"y about this one. LOL)
you know they are getting the best qualified people for $9/hr
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:11:49 PM PDT
by
KneelBeforeZod
(I have five dollars for each of you)
To: Registered
Once upon a time there was a day I MIGHT have worn those sheets ... but those days are loooooooooong gone *L*
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:12:09 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
To: Mo1
Be kinda groovy wouldnt it?
To: Ms. AntiFeminazi; Registered; aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro; Lijahsbubbe
there's something very "ewwwwwww"y about this one. LOL Like what dark corner of the net the original pic came from! :-O
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:13:31 PM PDT
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: Thinkin' Gal
Let's just say Google "Naked Air" with safesearch OFF..never know what you'll get!
To: Registered
LOL.........oh, lord.
I still think your Shoe Bomber is the best of all time!
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:17:13 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(Pres.Bush ought to be ashamed of himself for allowing foreign countries right on our borders!!~~Zook)
To: Registered
Only if they are serving alot of alcohol
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:17:19 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
To: Registered
Rolling on the floor laughin my ass off!
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:17:48 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: Mo1
To: Mo1
Only if they are serving alot of alcoholNo liquids!
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:18:52 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(Pres.Bush ought to be ashamed of himself for allowing foreign countries right on our borders!!~~Zook)
To: Registered
The brunette woman on the left (of course) in the back, looks a lot like Nancy Pelosi.
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:20:01 PM PDT
by
AFreeBird
(... Burn the land and boil the sea's, but you can't take the skies from me.)
To: Howlin
No liquids! Oh yea .. that's right
Hmmmm ... do they still have bar in the airports??
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:21:25 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
To: Registered
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:21:36 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Registered
Let's just say Google "Naked Air" with safesearch OFF..never know what you'll get! Well obviously there's no need, LOL. That guy sitting over headrest... no wonder people worry about picking up lice from those things!!! And I've got to fly in a couple of months. :-(
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:22:52 PM PDT
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
Hi getmeouttaPBC- I like the drawing of the nude guy wearing a necktie reading the newspaper in the near aisle seat. What an image!
~ Blue Jays ~
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:24:21 PM PDT
by
Blue Jays
(Rock Hard, Ride Free)
To: Registered
is that a recyclable sign on that sheet????
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:25:55 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
To: Registered
At least this would save the money that would otherwise be spent on those special X-ray machines that can see through your clothes.
To: Mo1
Nope, Biohazard warning sticker!
To: Blue Jays
Lol! My luck would be that the passenger next to me would not be able to put down his or her armrest, and would spill over into my seat.
To: Registered
Here's to hoping Helen Thomas is banned from flying.
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:28:13 PM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: neodad
LOL! I was thinking Hillary Clinton.
To: Howlin
To: Thinkin' Gal; Ms. AntiFeminazi; Registered; aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro
Looks like no parts of the seats are safe.
That one guy has his butt crack right on the headrest!
Where's the Lysol spray - quick!
To: Registered
"Are you with the TSA or are you just happy to see me?"
To: Registered
I love it! You hit a home run. LOL!
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posted on
08/10/2006 9:59:23 PM PDT
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Registered
I'm driving everywhere from now on...
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posted on
08/10/2006 10:01:24 PM PDT
by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: Registered
I just noticed the biohazard sticker on the used one!
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posted on
08/10/2006 10:01:44 PM PDT
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: diamond6
The sad thing is that we might have to wear that on a plane someday.One day in the not too distant future we are going to have to decide if Islam belongs in our society.I'm not willing to give up much for Islam.Are we going to change the way we live our lives so we can accommodate the ignorance of Islam?
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posted on
08/10/2006 10:16:34 PM PDT
by
peeps36
(If you're not a radical liberal,you have no influence in the democratic party)
To: peeps36
Are we going to change the way we live our lives so we can accommodate the ignorance of Islam? Probably, if all of the bleeding hearts and the aclu have their way.
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posted on
08/10/2006 10:19:48 PM PDT
by
NY Attitude
(You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
To: Registered
Okay R, you'd better watch out for my water bottle.
To: The Iceman Cometh; Registered
"Are you with the TSA or are you just happy to see me?" OMG...spew alert!
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posted on
08/10/2006 10:47:28 PM PDT
by
truthkeeper
(It's the borders, stupid.)
To: Registered
LOL! This might work in the Summer, but it is going to be mighty drafty in mid-January wearing these things.
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posted on
08/10/2006 11:02:33 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: 6SJ7
Of course, one particular group would an ACLU defended right to refuse to remove clothing on religious grounds.
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posted on
08/10/2006 11:26:41 PM PDT
by
yevgenie
(Q. What is the first sign of AIDS? A. A pounding sensation in the ass.)
To: peeps36
The sad thing is that we might have to wear that on a plane someday.One day in the not too distant future we are going to have to decide if Islam belongs in our society.I'm not willing to give up much for Islam.Are we going to change the way we live our lives so we can accommodate the ignorance of Islam?Why do I have a feeling that muzzies will be exempt from these new, enlightened clothing regulations...
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posted on
08/11/2006 2:17:23 AM PDT
by
markomalley
(Vivat Iesus!)
To: All
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