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It Stinks: Panic Over Passing Gas
The New York Post ^ | Aug. 16, 2006 | Erika Mart

Posted on 08/16/2006 1:26:24 PM PDT by Whitebread

August 16, 2006 -- A potent, noxious gas odor - first noticed in the waters off Bayonne, N.J. - wafted to the shores of Staten Island and Queens yesterday, sickening at least 21 people and prompting hundreds more to frantically call 911... But Bayonne fire officials said they checked ... and said... "It wasn't us".

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: New Jersey
KEYWORDS: environment; fart; flatulence; gas; michaelmoore; morebeansmrtaggert; mrleroy; njfarts; sbd; silentbutdeadly; smellslikeademocrat; stink; wholetthedummiesout
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To: NonValueAdded

As of yet the source is undetermined.


21 posted on 08/16/2006 1:39:31 PM PDT by Whitebread
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To: Whitebread

Nobody's flatus can be that monumental!


22 posted on 08/16/2006 1:40:26 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Whitebread

Ever'body knows ya got to pump 'er out ever eight, ten yeahs... That smell 'll go way fer five, six munths.

23 posted on 08/16/2006 1:40:32 PM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: metesky

Priceless. With the mullet, no less.


24 posted on 08/16/2006 1:43:33 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: metesky

Might as well make them useful while you're at it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691


25 posted on 08/16/2006 1:43:36 PM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: stinkerpot65
Of course. I'm an expert.

We underwear gnomes are EXPERTS in big business.


26 posted on 08/16/2006 1:43:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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To: Whitebread
Did they arrest the guy who people say came up to them yelling "PULL MY FINGER!" Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
27 posted on 08/16/2006 1:47:49 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
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To: Clemenza

LOL!
Do you know anything about this?


28 posted on 08/16/2006 1:48:21 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: savedbygrace

WOW, that can't be real, can it?


29 posted on 08/16/2006 1:51:18 PM PDT by Whitebread
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To: Whitebread

Someone must be living on a diet of refried beans and prune danish.


30 posted on 08/16/2006 1:52:22 PM PDT by stbdside
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To: metesky; Tijeras_Slim; xsmommy; Constitution Day

Virtual.

Reality.

31 posted on 08/16/2006 1:54:11 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Whitebread

It is real. Very real. The methane gas is what flames up. If you search the web, you're likely to find similar videos.


32 posted on 08/16/2006 1:54:49 PM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim

I KNEW IT!


33 posted on 08/16/2006 1:55:05 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: steveo

"Fathers Against Rude Television"

News at 5:00 on both WFAR-TV and WSHI-TV.


34 posted on 08/16/2006 1:55:43 PM PDT by elcid1970
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To: MichiganCheese

I'd say you've had enough!


35 posted on 08/16/2006 2:00:33 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Down With Half-Assery!)
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To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim

My, that shore am a stylish mullet.


36 posted on 08/16/2006 2:01:01 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Down With Half-Assery!)
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To: Whitebread; xsmommy; sully777; Toby06; TheBigB; Tijeras_Slim
Must-See TV
37 posted on 08/16/2006 2:03:03 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: savedbygrace; Whitebread
It is real. Very real.

This one though is not real. Look at the reflection of the lighter on the closet door and then when they light the flame, someone shines a flashlight on the door in the opposide direction (not synchronized to the appearance of the flame) to simulate the reflection of the flame.

38 posted on 08/16/2006 2:04:21 PM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Whitebread

Better out than in, I always say...


39 posted on 08/16/2006 2:06:14 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: martin_fierro

i immediately dispatched the link via email to xsbro with the admonition NOT TO TRY THIS AT HOME!


40 posted on 08/16/2006 2:06:27 PM PDT by xsmommy
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