Posted on 08/17/2006 10:45:16 AM PDT by Froufrou
1. What happens to your body as you age? When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
3. What is artificial insemination? When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
4. How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.
5. How are the main parts of the body categorized? The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
6. What is the Fibula? A small lie.
7. What does "varicose" mean? Nearby.
8. What is the most common form of birth control? Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
9. Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
10. What is a seizure? A Roman emperor.
11. What is a terminal illness? When you are sick at the airport
12. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Pingaroo, I see you.
Hey Froufrou...you're nuts. ;-)
How ya doon? Good to C ya...got any new favorite baldy chickies?
I'd be real interested to know the ages of these students..
Wow, IIRC CA used to be among the best! Back in the late 70s...
lol...no new ones, but you have reminded me to be on the lookout.
Scary, eh? Bet there are some in the upper classes, you know, 8th grade and up... ;o)
No longer. If it weren't for Arkansas (I think it's Arkansas; might be Mississippi), we'd be last in scholastic achievement.
Hee Hee, thanks for the laughs!
I am guilty of a gross stupidity myself, on a test back in junior high. (That's what we called it back then!) On a question in science class about who discovered penicillin, I wrote down William Penn.
I miss that show. We need more like that nowadays.
I remember a similar story from Catholic grade school. The teacher said a student turned in a drawing of four people in a plane. She asked what it was and the kid said "That's the flight to Egypt." "Who's flying?" "Pontius Pilate."
Dang it! Now I can't remember who really did! My friend's son was learning abbreviations when he took a history test asking why it's important to vote.
He said 'because it's a free cuntry,' but he appreviated cuntry in a way that was ~ahem!~ not reprintable here. ;o) But he did get an A on the test.
We must have been very good students...see how well we remember those little mistakes?
Marie Currie
What's the matter with this one? It's true.
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