Posted on 09/19/2006 12:06:23 PM PDT by redstates4ever
'ceptin' for the hair
Or "I'm having fish tonight!"
"We're going to take fries away from you on behalf of the common good"
I don't know. What's that huge lump of ugly fat atop her neck?
She looks like a blood clot.
I'm a little chubby too (!!) but I'm an OK person
I know a good President (President Bush) with good values and judgment when I see one.
Bless W and our troops.
"Sure wish my left thigh wasn't protuding from this large, banner-clad podium."
.......thank YOU....!!!! if I see or hear "podium" used
one more time where "lectern" would be the correct
word, I think I'd throw up....!!! (like, ya know....)
I guess my last post just did you in.
"I don't have an eating disorder! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!"
It's a Blimp Tether, otherwise Hillary would be making her speech from the ceiling.
"And now I'll introduce the 2007 poster child for eating disorders, Ms. Calorie Pork Chop-Carbohydrate."
....no, it is one of those unnerving things about
the English language... somewhere along the way
someone used "podium" instead of "lectern," and it
became almost standard usage.... when was the last
time you said "thank you" to someone (especially
someone under 40...), and they said "you're welcome"
as a reply...?? today, almost universally, people
reply "no problem" when I thank them.... incorrect,
but becoming almost standard usage.... BTW.... the
principal use of a podium was that of a slightly
raised platform used by band and orchestra conductors to stand upon whilst leading their musicians....
"What is that weird wire running up to her left leg?
It's a Blimp Tether, otherwise Hillary would be making her speech from the ceiling."
And see, I was thinking it was a guy wire, used to stabilize her swaying mass and keep her from crushing the podium and injuing the audience --- you know, like with a cell phone tower. (I presume there are several others that we can't see.)
"I've hidden my fat, frothy, lathered thighs from public view for years and so can you!"
"And I never wash mine, just stand them in the corner for the next day."
Looking at that picture has given me a eating disorder.
I may never eat again
Hello Ladies, my name is 'Disorders'..glad to be here....
Someone who knows how, should flip that picture and "show" that her other hip is protruding from behind the lectern too. Side of beef by side of beef. (At least we now know, after all these years, where the beef is, is.
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