The Trials Of Bill Clinton

Jewish World Review ^ | September 29, 2006 | Michael Graham

[suspects]

Chris Wallace never knew hit him. There he was, doing what his father Mike has done for years on "60 Minutes:" Asking a famous person the most obvious of questions. "Mr. President, did you do enough to stop Osama bin Laden?" — and suddenly Vesuvius was erupting.

Clinton's big meaty paw pounded Fox News reporter's leg. Clinton's big meaty face pressed ever closer, seemingly straining to escape its moorings. Clinton's red-meat attacks were laced with insults at Wallace's employer ("you did FOX's bidding on this show"), his politics ("You did you nice little conservative hit job on me") and Wallace himself ("you've got that little smirk on your face. It looks like you're so clever.")

Chris Wallace survived the only way he could. He played dead. No more probing questions, no references to terrorism in the 1990s. Eventually the former president grew bored and abandoned Wallace's lifeless professional career in the Fox studios. The storm that is former president William Jefferson Clinton had passed.

[Xenalyte]

The Hoff can handle ANYTHING.

Except Chuck Norris.

[JennysCool]

The Hoff can handle ANYTHING.

Except Chuck Norris.

What if they teamed up against Jack Bauer? Oh, the humanity!

[Xenalyte]

My head almost exploded from the visual I got from that!

[JennysCool]

I know! It's almost unthinkable!

[Hack]

Clinton's antics remind me of a fat band sissy in an effeminate snit. He should try it on some "good ol' boy."

[Republic Rocker]

JWR writers always get it.... the point rings loud and clear. Clintoon slides down the slope of honesty before America one more time.... this should be the exclamation point on his legacy!

[badgerlandjim]

Clinton's antics remind me of a fat band sissy in an effeminate snit.

LOL. Precisely!! I have always thought of him as an effeminate sissy.

[Taiku]

Actually, the first thing Clinton did was fire all the US District Attorneys so he could load the prosecutorial positions with his own hand-picked people, thus assuring him protection for the 8 years of crimes to come.

[Cobra64]

I only wish that Wallace had asked a follow-up question regarding Clintoon's finger wagging. Something like 'Sir we've seen that finger-wagging before. Are we to take this response the same way as your 'I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky?' denial?' Clinton would have really lost it then!

Sir. You win the best idea of the month.

Thank you!

[Cobra64]

I was in a business meeting where one of the players became belligerent, much in the same fashion as Clinton did. The chair of the meeting called security; and the bellicose individual was escorted from the room.

In the Wallace scenario, I'd imagine if Wallace were sitting in a wheeled chair, he'd have been dug in his heels and been pushing back from Clinton's, aggressive posture. I would have.

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

Asking a famous person the most obvious of questions. "Mr. President, did you do enough to stop Osama bin Laden?" — and suddenly Vesuvius was erupting.

............I did not have sex with that man

[ErnBatavia]

Clinton's antics remind me of a fat band sissy in an effeminate snit

[maxsand]

"Therefore, the American people have wisely established a custom against allowing any man to hold that office for more than two consecutive terms. But every shred of power which a President exercises while in office vanishes absolutely when he has once left office. An ex-President stands precisely in the position of any other private citizen, and has not one particle more power to secure a nomination or election than if he had never held office at all, indeed, he probably has less because of the very fact that he has held the office." - Theodore Roosevelt

[Grampa Dave]

THE ABOVE MASS MURDER OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT AMERICANS WAS THE INHERITANCE OF 8 YEARS UNDER THE CLINTOONS.