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Spanish king denies shooting drunk bear
Yahoonews.com/AP ^
| 10/19/06
| Paul Haven
Posted on 10/19/2006 12:35:06 PM PDT by standingfirm
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To: standingfirm
Is that Ted Kennedy?Does a bear get drunk in the woods? (Yes it is!)
To: humblegunner; Allegra; Bacon Man; Hap
Spanish king denies shooting drunk bear
My brother would never do such a thing! He's far too handsome to shoot inebriated bears.
(And too busy ogling the bears' pretty female keepers, I'd bet.)
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:49:23 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva España!)
To: lizol
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:49:31 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: CAWats
Oh, come on now: just grin and bear it.
To: standingfirm
If anyone asks, I haven't shot or killed a drunken bear recently, either.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:50:41 PM PDT
by
Rte66
To: standingfirm
This just in - A bear denies shooting a drunk Spanish king.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:50:42 PM PDT
by
Nachoman
(Just because you're a kook doesn't mean there isn't a conspiracy.)
To: standingfirm
Mitrofan, whom Starostin described as "a good-natured and joyful bear" was taken from his home at a local holiday resort and brought to the hunting place where they "generously fed him with vodka mixed with honey and pushed him into a field," the newspaper quoted the letter as saying. I can't believe it, Don Juan shot Yogi Bear. Yogi was always looking for human handouts and was the easiest of targets to get drunk and take advantage of. RIP.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:51:34 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: andy58-in-nh
Come to think of it, I haven't seen Ted Kennedy in the news lately.
To: andy58-in-nh
Sorry, but a climbing whale is more than I can bear.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:52:15 PM PDT
by
CAWats
(And I will make no distinction between the terrorists and the Democrats)
To: standingfirm
Headline of the month! LOL
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:52:23 PM PDT
by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: standingfirm
I think the Dims always hide him just before an election.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:53:11 PM PDT
by
CAWats
(And I will make no distinction between the terrorists and the Democrats)
To: Xenalyte
LOL!
You need a bear keeper for the show.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:53:54 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: standingfirm
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:53:59 PM PDT
by
steveo
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To: xJones
Oh, come on - his belly was full of Jellystones - he would've died soon, anyway.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:54:01 PM PDT
by
Rte66
To: CAWats
Actually, I think it's a Sailing Whale, native to the Hyannis area, known for its liberal tendency to spout great quantities of nonsense after drinking copiously.
To: standingfirm
Drunk Bears are really a problem unless they get into a fight at a FBI shooting range north of Chicago.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:55:09 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: standingfirm
"What do you do with a drunken poobear?
Let a spaniard shoot him with the name of Juan Carlos,
Early in the mornin'"
I miss Talk like a Pirate day...
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:55:55 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: standingfirm
Russia's top business daily Kommersant on Thursday cited... Spanish-King-Shoots-Drunk-Bear stories:
What you get when you murder your real journalists.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:56:12 PM PDT
by
RodgerD
To: proud_yank; billhilly; george76
Ping.
This thread will get to be hilarious, I'm sure.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:57:34 PM PDT
by
girlangler
(Fish Fear Me)
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:57:34 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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