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Spanish king denies shooting drunk bear
Yahoonews.com/AP ^ | 10/19/06 | Paul Haven

Posted on 10/19/2006 12:35:06 PM PDT by standingfirm

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All they have to do is look for a bear rug in the palace and ...


41 posted on 10/19/2006 12:58:20 PM PDT by CAWats (And I will make no distinction between the terrorists and the Democrats)
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To: Dixie Yooper

The black coats will be at your house to get you...just stay calm and give them your right hand or forehead...welcome to the dark minions...brother!


42 posted on 10/19/2006 12:59:11 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (Save the Republic! Mess with the polling firms' heads!)
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To: RodgerD
"Spanish-King-Shoots-Drunk-Bear stories: What you get when you murder your real journalists.

ROFLMAO!

43 posted on 10/19/2006 12:59:16 PM PDT by standingfirm
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To: rahbert

I'll just go ahead and say it...Bush's fault!


44 posted on 10/19/2006 1:01:23 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (Save the Republic! Mess with the polling firms' heads!)
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To: standingfirm
fed vodka-spiked honey

I'm definitely going to have to whip some of this up at home and test it's effectiveness.

45 posted on 10/19/2006 1:01:32 PM PDT by Centurion2000 ("Be polite and courteous, but have a plan to KILL everybody you meet.")
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To: standingfirm

honest. I didn't know the king was loaded.


46 posted on 10/19/2006 1:01:51 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: Centurion2000

it might be nice on toast!


47 posted on 10/19/2006 1:05:30 PM PDT by standingfirm
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To: standingfirm; mhking

1. Hold me bear and watch this.

2. Hold my vodka and watch this.

3. This bear can hold his vodka, watch this.


48 posted on 10/19/2006 1:05:36 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (make it a Rovetember to remember!! and politics ain't beanbag)
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To: standingfirm

49 posted on 10/19/2006 1:08:05 PM PDT by standingfirm
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To: Shermy
The frickin' King of frickin' Spain is accused of bearacide and what do I hear from you?

Bupkes, that's what. Waddayou? Asleep at your post? I gotta dead bear here, for cryin' out loud.

50 posted on 10/19/2006 1:09:40 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (What does it matter if we’re all dead, as long as the French respect us.)
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To: standingfirm; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
the region's deputy hunting chief, Sergei Starostin,
claiming the bear— named Mitrofan — had been fed
honey mixed with vodka before being released

Despite the similarity in names and ethnicity,
I am not ... related ... in any way ... to this
unfortunate woodland creature, Mitrofan....

51 posted on 10/19/2006 1:10:06 PM PDT by mikrofon (Just Grin and Bear It)
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To: standingfirm

This is not a headline I would expect to see more than once in my lifetime.


52 posted on 10/19/2006 1:10:23 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: Shermy
The frickin' King of frickin' Spain is accused of bearacide and what do I hear from you?

Bupkes, that's what. Waddayou? Asleep at your post? I gotta dead bear here, for cryin' out loud.

53 posted on 10/19/2006 1:11:09 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (What does it matter if we’re all dead, as long as the French respect us.)
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To: dangus

No,it was a bear fight.


54 posted on 10/19/2006 1:18:30 PM PDT by Redcitizen (When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. -Tuco)
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To: standingfirm

His Highness Juan Carlos took Mitrofan out with one shot...

A shot of what? Mead?
Whiskey, wild turkey, ???


55 posted on 10/19/2006 1:19:29 PM PDT by Redcitizen (When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. -Tuco)
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To: Dixie Yooper

"I worked with a guy a few years ago who wasn't all there. One day during lunch he blurted out of the blue "the king of Spain, Juan Carlos is the Antichrist" The rest of us kind of looked at each other an rolled our eyes."

"And they all moved away from me on the Group W bench."


56 posted on 10/19/2006 1:22:14 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: Redcitizen

Absolut & honey


57 posted on 10/19/2006 1:22:44 PM PDT by standingfirm
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To: standingfirm

I'll arm my bears from now on, as is my right,
we aren't as think as you drunk they . . .
(incoherent mumbling)


58 posted on 10/19/2006 1:55:11 PM PDT by tumblindice
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To: DejaJude; RodgerD
Great responses, both of you.

I love black humor, even when it's so black I know not whether to laugh or cry.

59 posted on 10/19/2006 2:15:43 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: Kenny Bunk
"There's a whole group of people out there who don't want to talk to anybody," ..."They just want to sit at their computers in their pajamas and order lobster.
60 posted on 10/19/2006 3:24:09 PM PDT by Shermy
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