Posted on 10/22/2006 10:02:54 AM PDT by nametrader
Remember, it's humor.
2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.
11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
hysterical
OMG you guys going love this it sense of humor time ROFL
Couldn't have been posted at a better time....LMAO....great!!!!!
"Did you love the Soviet Union more than President Reagan, like me? Then YOU can be a Democrat."
"Do you agree with us that there should be two standards of law and justice; one for Democrats and one for everyone else? Then YOU can be a Democrat."
"Will you commit treason, steal documents, and lie for us? Then YOU can be a Democrat."
"As an illegal alient are you willing to continue your rape and murder for us, and are you willing to bring in incurable diseases into America for us? Then YOU can be a Democrat."
"Are you willing to accept as pablum whatever we program for you through PBS, NBC, ABC, and CBS, and purport to be 'news' without any further thought? Then YOU can be a Democrat."
"If you are willing to vote as we say, pay of the families whom we choose, and support America's enemies as you vote for the end of the United States, then YOU can be a Democrat."
"Hasta la victoria"
LOL... I hear that Noam Chomsky will sit between Carter & Moore.
KFC will once again be catering the convention. As usual, they will have a special chicken box lunch just for the DNC, consisting of left wings and assholes.
ROFL you know this reset going around the net right now I don't know how many forum I seen already this joke
I hear that Noam Chomsky will sit between Carter & Moore.
Uh oh, you forgot Baby Hugo Chavez! He will not be happy that you left him out of the star lineup on the bench.
fried sphincters
it's what's for dinner
You forgot singing of the national athem in Spanish.
Good stuff!
Just after I clicked 'post'... Chavez popped into my mind. What the hell, I posted one of his... 'mentors'. ;)
Where is Hu-blower Chavez and his rant? There also has to be someone from the Daily Kos or the DUmp talking about the manipulation of fuel prices - again.
10:05 Ted calls to tell everyone Hillary is toast! Hell I thought she could swim!
Wish we could post this at DU!!!!:-)
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Email this to eveyone you know. I just got a copy sent to me from a non talk radio non internet republican. This has legs!!!!!!
Please repost this, in the form of a chain letter. If you send this to ten friends, God will bless you by making tuesday night the best night in your life. If you don't tuesday will be like going to hell.
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