Posted on 10/26/2006 3:34:34 AM PDT by theothercheek
Alabama gubernatorial candidate Loretta Nall, 32, hopes that her rack will attract voters to her platform: withdrawal of her state’s National Guard from Iraq; tax credits to send kids to private school or to home schooling them; opting out of the No Child Left Behind Act; decriminalizing pot; and not obeying the Patriot Act and the Real ID Act. Her campaign slogan (illustrated with photos of her impressive cleavage and of her Democrat and Republican opponents) is: "More of these boobs. And less of these boobs."
Posted on her campaign Web site is an explanation of why she does not wear panties. For some reason, The Associated Press felt compelled to make the additional revelation that the Libertarian Party write-in candidate has "dyed blond hair."
As a curvy woman herself, The Stiletto should champion Nall’s campaign. Unfortunately, she thinks Nall’s positions on the issues is a bust.
The Stiletto might take Nall to her bosom, so to speak, if she stuck to the one subject she knows well: big breasts. The centerpiece of her platform should be to force health insurance companies to pony up for breast implants for women who can’t fill a B-cup.
Note: This is the second item in a feature called "The Daily Blade" and it follows an item titled "Iraq Was Supposed To Become Like The USA – But The Reverse Has Happened"
I know what I stand for.
Most conservatives do. :)
All of the above is true....but...I'll bet that Hillary would kill for a pair of boobs like those!
I think there's a lesbian joke in there somewhere ...
But maybe she will win audaciously.
She just might be the best man for the job.
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