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How Dems Really Feel About Our Military..."So Easy A Caveman Can Do It" (PIC)
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| 11-4-06
| Registered
Posted on 11/04/2006 6:47:45 PM PST by Registered

TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: botchedcareer; caveman; democrats; elitistmorons; kerry; military; roastduckmangosalsa; truth
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To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:48:43 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: Registered
To: Registered; tomkow6; LUV W; tongue-tied; Kathy in Alaska; StarCMC; All
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:49:35 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: Registered
But Democrats belive that cavemen, like the noble native americans in the 1800s, were living in tune with nature and are therefore morally superior to modern military members who destroy things and kill people.
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:49:39 PM PST
by
bpjam
(Vote. Vote Now. Drag your neighbors along.)
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:50:04 PM PST
by
csvset
(Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)
To: Registered
To: Registered
"Seems like somebody got up on the wrong side of Iraq this morning."
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:54:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If the Supreme Court has "Judges for Life," why is there any question about Roe vs Wade?)
To: Registered
Carrey: Honestly, it was a joke. We had no idea you guys were still around.
Uhg: Yeah, well maybe next time you should do a little homework first, Jon.
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:55:44 PM PST
by
RedCell
("...thou shalt kill thine enemy before he killeth you by any means available" - Dick Marcinko)
To: RedCell
I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:57:36 PM PST
by
Risha
(Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God)
To: Registered
I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa.
Brilliant!
}:-)4
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:58:00 PM PST
by
Moose4
(They caught me white and nerdy.)
To: Registered
ROFLOL! Another great one!
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:58:11 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Registered
Gee, I don't remember roast duck with mango salsa in the chow hall. Army sure has changed since my day.
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posted on
11/04/2006 6:59:00 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The hallmark of a crackpot conspiracy theory is that it expands to include countervailing evidence.)
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:00:09 PM PST
by
woodb01
(ANTI-DNC Web Portal at ---> http://www.noDNC.com)
To: NicknamedBob
15
posted on
11/04/2006 7:00:26 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Registered
Hey..where is the gecko?!? lol
Hits the head on the nail, it does! Mr.dumba$$ would be proud!!
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:00:35 PM PST
by
GulfWar1Vet
(John Kerry...resign from the Senate. You are a disgrace. Resign.)
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:00:58 PM PST
by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: Registered
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Holy cow that is funny.
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:01:02 PM PST
by
adm5
To: Registered
ROFLOL!!
Your talent has been missed!
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:01:37 PM PST
by
Humidston
(Houston - Don't feed jihad...DON'T SHOP ON HARWIN.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Hey, at least they had something that you could eat...
ALL MRE's need to be shipped to kerry's home address.
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:04:03 PM PST
by
GulfWar1Vet
(John Kerry...resign from the Senate. You are a disgrace. Resign.)
To: Registered
ROFL! Nice to see you, Registered.
"Nothing for me. I've lost my appetite." (glare at waiter.)
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:05:10 PM PST
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again. And Always Act.)
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:07:19 PM PST
by
tapatio
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:08:01 PM PST
by
RasterMaster
(Winning Islamic hearts and minds.........one bullet at a time!)
To: Registered
Troglodyte bump! :-)
(With apologies to any troglodytes out there, I wouldn't want to botch this joke up or anything...)
;-)
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:08:07 PM PST
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
To: Registered; SevenofNine
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:08:35 PM PST
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: Registered
Not only our troops but how John Kerry feels about those that never attended college.
To: Registered
A picture's worth a thousand botched jokes.
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:11:19 PM PST
by
auboy
To: Registered
I object, nobody gets the laughs around here but me.
To: Registered
"It is very currently suggested that the modern man is the heir of all the ages, that he has got the good out of these successive human experiments. I know not what to say in answer to this, except to ask the reader to look at the modern man, as I have just looked at the modern man-- in the looking-glass.
"Is it really true that you and I are two starry towers built up of all the most towering visions of the past? Have we really fulfilled all the great historic ideals one after the other, from our naked ancestor who was brave enough to kill a mammoth with a stone knife, through the Greek citizen and the Christian saint to our own grandfather or great-grandfather, who may have been sabred by the Manchester Yeomanry or shot in the '48? (In US terms perhaps read - fought in the revolution or the civil war)
Are we still strong enough to spear mammoths, but now tender enough to spare them? Does the cosmos contain any mammoth that we have either speared or spared?
- GK Chesterton, "What is wrong with the world"
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:17:24 PM PST
by
JasonC
To: Risha
"I'm afraid I don't have much of a appetite."
To: Jet Jaguar
Hey JET I wonder how long before somebody goof on Geiko commerical with Caveman
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:19:56 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: Registered
Outstanding.
d.o.l.
Criminal Number 18F
"In the caves for 27 years and counting. Ugh!"
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:23:45 PM PST
by
Criminal Number 18F
(Build more lampposts... we've got plenty of traitors.)
To: Registered
To: GulfWar1Vet
I'll take any MRE over a C-RAT or a K-RAT any day but when your really hungry anything will do, even riceball.
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:26:33 PM PST
by
fella
(Respect does not equal fear unless your a tyrant.)
To: Registered
Hi Registerd ~ Long time No See :) Great work as always! Very busy here with Get Out the Vote and doorbelling my precinct! Cheers and BUMP to you, Libertina.
To: Registered
Ugh! Mammoth hunting much easier with 120 mm depleted uranium rounds than with spear.
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:27:03 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Hey Kerry, What part of showing heels and ass is a winning strategy in Iraq?)
To: GulfWar1Vet
K-rations were ok when you were hungry.
I remember one December day, me and a bunch of other guys got detailed to "road guide" duty during a field exercise in Germany. I was told to stand at an intersection and point Army trucks in a certain direction. We got loaded in a five-quarter ton truck, I had the next to last station, the five-quarter no sooner got to the Autobahn exit than the convoy we were to guide showed up, within my sight. The first truck, a huge Pershing Missile Erector/Launcher with a training round arrived, ignored me completely and turned in the right direction. We trailed the convoy, a Pershing Missile Firing Battery from another battalion, picking up all the other road guides about as quick as we had emplaced them.
The NCOIC, probably an E4 or E5 had the bright idea of getting some real food. We found a Gasthaus in the tiny nearby hamlet of Rimbach (iirc), parked the 5/4 off the main road, and entered in steel pots and with rifles at sling arms. Grandma peeked at us from the kitchen and retreated. A minute later, a tall thin stately gentleman approached our table, came to attention, clicked his heals and saluted smartly. "Ich war auch Soladat. Beim Luftwaffe in Geichenland." He was a Luftwaffe rocket troop in Greece during the past unpleasantness and the convoy of missile equipment brought back fond memories of his youth.
He set grandma to whipping Schnitzel, Spazle, Salad and Bier. We had a very gratifying lunch and filling lunch, best meal in over a week. We crawled back into our Battery area about two O'clock and were greeted by a very suspicious little captian from headquarters battery. He eyed us sharply, "He held lunch for you guys." He watched us like a hawk as we finished every morsel of K-rations warmed in boiling water. (At least they still had Lucky Strikes in those days.)
MRE don't have Luckys, which really can't suck enough.
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:27:51 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The hallmark of a crackpot conspiracy theory is that it expands to include countervailing evidence.)
To: Registered
Brilliant.
Absolutely BRILLIANT!
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:41:21 PM PST
by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: KarlInOhio
Do you know where I can find a larger version of that picture? Thanks!
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posted on
11/04/2006 7:54:32 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Stop the DemocRATS' Jihad against America! Vote Republican on November 7th!!!!)
To: Registered
And I thought I was getting sick of those stupid GEICO commercials. I guess not.
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posted on
11/04/2006 8:02:43 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("MREs, gentlemen?" "I'll have the chicken fajitas." "I don't have much of an appetite, thank you.")
To: Registered
Love it!!! Good enough put on a champagne bottle!
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posted on
11/04/2006 8:26:32 PM PST
by
shiva
To: bootless
" (glare at waiter.)" He's not glaring at the waiter, silly, he's glaring at the guy across from him who insulted him
To: Registered
Actually, this is a preview of their future
enlistment program, to get DimoWussie boys
to join the military, when their "Cut & Run"
and "diplomacy fails, and we have terrorist
acts being committed here, in the US, on a
weekly basis, because all their best mice-ly
plans have made the terrorist invaders laugh,
and then, redouble their butchering rampages.
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 8:44:07 PM PST
by
Rocky
(Air America: Robbing the poor, and still unable to stay in business)
To: Registered
Gotta change my depends after that one!! LOL
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posted on
11/04/2006 8:46:54 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Please vote on November 7th!!)
To: Weasel67
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posted on
11/04/2006 9:07:44 PM PST
by
do the dhue
(If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem.)
To: Registered
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posted on
11/04/2006 9:40:47 PM PST
by
PGalt
To: jackibutterfly
He's not glaring at the waiter, silly, he's glaring at the guy across from him who insulted him Oops! You're right!
More mango salsa for me...
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posted on
11/04/2006 9:43:46 PM PST
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again. And Always Act.)
To: Registered
you guys are p#ssing me off.
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posted on
11/04/2006 9:57:06 PM PST
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
To: Registered
And here is a Post from DU ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THE VFW
saigon68 (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-04-06 08:46 PM Response to Reply #48 50. Happy Hour SHOTS 2 for the price of 1 A Bunch of drunken slobs who piss in their pants.
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posted on
11/04/2006 9:59:14 PM PST
by
cmsgop
( Try Miracle Grow, with New and Improved Uterus Growing Power, endorsed by Cindy Sheehan)
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