Posted on 11/05/2006 9:34:45 AM PST by dead
I guess the recorded voice of Rudy Guiliani was too tired from calling me everyday for the last week, so the recorded voice of Joe Piscopo filled in.
Joe says I should vote for Tom Kean Jr. because he's a great friend of the Italian American community. Joe bases this declaration on the fact that Tom Kean Jr. supported the Supreme Court nomination of New Jersey goomba Samuel Alito. Democrat ("My party," Joe called them) Bob Menedez not only voted against Alito, but supported a filibuster movement against him.
So fuhgeddabout him!
I'm of 100% Irish descent. I think Joe Piscopo has a steroid-enhanced lump of mutton for a brain. And I think Tom Kean is a liberal jerk. But I'm voting for him on Tuesday. Because he's "our" liberal jerk and at least he doesn't take bags of cash for official corruption just like his opponent Bob "Little Torch" Menedez.
Joe called me, also. I have zero Italian blood, but I still plan to hold my nose and vote for Kean on Tuesday. I'm not thrilled with Kean, but he's better than the alternative.
The phone has run four times so far today, and all four were computerized messages. At least I heard from a real live person yesterday.
I'll raise your Ben Stein to a Clint Eastwood stumping for Bruce McPherson.
Saw Joe on Cavuto
he's a decent guy
I hung up before he could talk me out of voting Republican.
You get all the cool callers.
ROFL!
Once."
"This means fargin war!"
FMCDH(BITS)
REASON #1 TO SUPPORT THE GOP IN EVERY SINGLE RACE (*)....
"Bob Menedez not only voted against Alito, but supported a filibuster movement against him."
IT'S THE JUDGES, STUPID!
(*) EVEN IN CT
Tom Kean Jr isnt a 'jerk' at all... he's just a moderate RINO. But he's not jerk and he's no crook and he's not a partisan hack on the other side like Menendez - Menendez is a corrupt sockpuppet to Schumer, Hillary and Kennedy who is against almost all that we stand for. Fire him.
Great post! I almost peed my pants laughing.
Or maybe I should have typed, "I almost Piss-Capo-ed" my pants laughing, except I don't want to get the Sopranos Piss-Capo-ed off at me.
I've also heard from Santorum, Romney, Guliani, and Pat Boone all for Santorum. I had one call for my rep (Sherwood).
All recordings.
Piscopo called me, too. I returned from an eight day vacation in Europe Friday and had ten messages on my machine regarding the election. By the way, my last name ends in "o!"
"My cousin was security for one of the casinos in AC, and said he was one of the most personable celebrities, down to earth and no aires."
Had him on one of my flights years ago....yes, a nice guy. His girlfriend, at the time, was with him. I believe she's now his wife....she was gorgeous!
Just found this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1694750/posts?page=16#16
Gee the other clown McCain just called me.
Aren't you lucky? /sarc
Looks like we're the only ones here. Everyone else must be busy on the phone talking with the candidates or those campaigning for them.
LOL!
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