Democrats Unveil New Flat Tax Plan! (and we've got the exclusive first "look")

Registered Media ^ | 11.09.06 | Registered

[Registered]

That's some Flat Tax, eh?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

At least it will be simple to fill out...

[Dansong]

Left out was the bold line: "All Registered Democrats please enter '0' in the space above"

[theDentist]

So eerily accurate.

[smith288]

Is there a direct deposit option?

[MinstrelBoy]

That's not funny ; )

[ElkGroveDan]

Earnings only? What are you some kind of right-winger?

[xcamel]

Looks allot like the "fair tax"

[llevrok]

I am surprised they left the multiplier off of it. That must be the harmony beytween nancy and georgie at work.

[nmh]

Apparently this is what the sheeple want.

Maybe they'll pretend, now bear with me, that if they fill that out that form properly, the GOVERMENT WILL be nice and give them SOME money back. Never mind that it is THEIR money. They've been conditioned to believe that GOVERNMENT knows BEST and that this is NOT STEALING from those that work hard.

All this is, is coerced charity to FUND LIBERAL IDEOLOGY. You will NEVER, NEVER, EVER benefit INDIVIDUALLY from LIBERAL IDEOLOGY. Liberals line THEIR pockets first and dole out crumbs to who they LIKE and it's NOT people that WORK FOR IT.

Now, you'll have to excuse me. Liberal thinking gives me a splitting headache. Liberal think is so ILLOGICAL.

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

Hey total income.... -1,000,000 looks like the IRS owes me a million bucks

[concerned about politics]

Pelosi is probably having these forms printed on recycled , basil seeded paper right now as I type.
The democrat base wants more pocket money, and they want it now!

[Dems_R_Losers]

LMAO! I assume this goes only to:

1. Successful business owners and managers.
2. Doctors.
3. Commissioned salespeople.
4. Conservative talk show hosts.
5. People who own land.
6. Everyone living in Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Tennessee.

[Echo Talon]

LOL!

[b4its2late]

Nice!

[j_k_l]

No puedo leer inglés así que no pagaré.

[Dick Bachert]

CHARLIE RANGEL NEXT CHAIR OF WAYS TO BE MEAN COMMITTEE?

Be afraid.

Be

V E R Y

A F R A I D!!!!!!

[concerned about politics]

To become a tax free democrat, all you have to do is quit your job, put in your negative earnings, and you'll get a refund check every month just to keep the national earnings "fair."

[Ben Mugged]

So they decided to reduce taxes huh? They originally wanted your current income plus the value of everything you own.

[Cicero]

OK, let me suggest another idea for the Democrat Flat Tax plan.

Picture of Nancy Pelosi on a steamroller flattening a taxpayer.

[j_k_l]

No hay versión española porque los impuestos están para los gringos.

[TruthConquers]

LOL!!!

My first thought was only "The" Registered could have done this. Great!

[mvpel]

Here's another kind of "flat" tax plan:

A "flat" economy.

[Registered]

Estás correcto.

[Lucky9teen]

The Bush Tax-Cut Worksheet

Find out how much more you'll be paying in taxes when the Democrats don't renew Bush's tax cuts

[Miss Marple]

LOL! Send a copy to Charlie Rangel.

[JerseyHighlander]

If you have the original, can you post/host/email a 300 dpi copy of this so I can hand it out at work?

[VRW Conspirator]

Wha? NO hablo espanola?

[El Conservador]

No importa. Nadie está exento

[stevio]

Hey! Where you been?

[anymouse]

Welcome back Reg. I miss your artful humor.

[concerned about politics]

("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)

LOL!!

[j_k_l]

¿Nadie está libre? Intentar la vida en un país en donde consigues todas las ventajas sin pagar impuestos uces de los.

[TRANSLATION - Nobody is free? Try living in a country where you get all the benefits without paying any of the taxes.]

[Domandred]

LOL I was just about to flip my R to a D until I read the post and picture. Yep that's just about right.

[quark]

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN:

[Mo1]

LOL!! & bump

[weegee]

How much did you make this year?
Send it in:

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And of course those who PAY NO TAXES will still demand a refund.

[Vroomfondel]

Earnings only? What are you some kind of right-winger?

They have to leave themselves something to do. Like defining "earnings".

[VOA]

A "flat" economy.

My, the Democrats have done wonders for Detroit!

[Ditto]

Left out was the bold line: "All Registered Democrats please enter '0' in the space above"

No, you misread that. It says...

Trust Fund Democrats and Limousine Lefties with Off Shore Accounts are Exempt.

Why do you think these guys are smiling?

[saveliberty]

LOL

Note that those who have Daddy's money but don't earn their own are exempt. LOL

Kinda like Beacon Hill in Boston, don't you think?

[twhitak]

Dems: "All your money are belong to us."

[adorno]

At least it doesn't include a yearly flat tax on all your property..

[Proud_USA_Republican]

That form will still be too difficult for democrats to figure out.

Better make it a pop-up style form with lots of pictures.

[diverteach]

"All your earnings are belong to us"

[right-wingin_It]

"Taxes are going up, up, UP!"