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Four million Brits suffer from toilet phobia
The Daily Mail ^ | November 11, 2006 | Staff

Posted on 11/11/2006 4:54:47 AM PST by MadIvan

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I find this article absolutely hilarious. Of course the one item that raises a particular question is if people are too shy to seek help for this problem, how do you know there are 4 million of them?

Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 11/11/2006 4:54:48 AM PST by MadIvan
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To: Mrs Ivan; odds; DCPatriot; Texican; Watery Tart; Deetes; Barset; fanfan; LadyofShalott; Tolik; ...

Ping!


2 posted on 11/11/2006 4:55:27 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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Toilet phobias range from a mild dislike of public loos to obsessions where sufferers refuse to leave their homes or even undergo potentially life-saving medical examinations.

Thanks for the laugh.

:)
3 posted on 11/11/2006 4:59:21 AM PST by kinoxi
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To: MadIvan

This is wild, maybe that is why I am a recluse, NOT.


5 posted on 11/11/2006 4:59:42 AM PST by boomop1 (there you go again)
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To: MadIvan

might have something to do with the fact that a lot of public urinals in the UK are big "let's all pee on the wall" devices


6 posted on 11/11/2006 5:00:30 AM PST by fzx12345 (This tagline has been left blank unintentionally.)
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To: MadIvan

This looks like a try for more funding for ongoing studies


7 posted on 11/11/2006 5:01:01 AM PST by claptrap (optional tag-line under reconsideration)
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To: MadIvan

Public health problem.

Needs study.

Send money.


8 posted on 11/11/2006 5:01:12 AM PST by CPOSharky
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To: Mrs Ivan
It's still hilarious, my love.

Love, Ivan

9 posted on 11/11/2006 5:02:05 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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Well the other problem is that one might run into George Michael in a public loo. I'd rather "hold it in" than go anywhere near a public loo that he was in.

Regards, Ivan

10 posted on 11/11/2006 5:03:26 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: MadIvan

It's better than the 25 million French who have bathing phobias...


11 posted on 11/11/2006 5:04:05 AM PST by dirtboy (John Kerry - the world's only re-usable political suicide bomber.)
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To: MadIvan
I find this article absolutely hilarious. Of course the one item that raises a particular question is if people are too shy to seek help for this problem, how do you know there are 4 million of them?

Obvious! They were counted on the hidden bathroom cams!!!!

12 posted on 11/11/2006 5:04:16 AM PST by eeriegeno
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Or Italians, who'll pee anywhere and on everything. /s


13 posted on 11/11/2006 5:06:13 AM PST by csvset (Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)
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Treatments include ... hypnosis, which utilises techniques such as visualisation

Am I the only one who finds this idea icky?

14 posted on 11/11/2006 5:06:58 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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Obvious! They were counted on the hidden bathroom cams!!!!

Bathroom cams would also be a legitimate reason not to use a public loo. Given that danger plus George Michael - we may as well give up on having public toilets.

And forget airplane loos too - those are filled with holiday makers from Swansea who want to join the Mile High Club and got stuck to the point that they'll need a crowbar to remove them.

And of course pub loos have the problem of drunkards with poor aim.

No, it's no wonder people are toilet-phobic. It's common sense.

Regards, Ivan

15 posted on 11/11/2006 5:07:21 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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Am I the only one who finds this idea icky?

Yes, I'm picturing a hypnotist saying, "Visualise squatting and spending a penny..."

Ugh, yes, that's icky.

Love, Ivan

16 posted on 11/11/2006 5:08:23 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: kinoxi

Could be they have a fear of those alligators with lasers on their heads getting them.


17 posted on 11/11/2006 5:11:33 AM PST by dforest (be careful you don't become what you hate the most)
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Or stingrays.

You never know.

Regards, Ivan

18 posted on 11/11/2006 5:12:18 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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Maybe they should get George Michael to do public service announcements to urge folks that public toilets are A-OK and fun for the whole family.

19 posted on 11/11/2006 5:12:27 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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To: MadIvan
Was that Agoraphbia or Algore-aphobia, the well documented phenomenon of needing to throw up at the mention of his existence?
20 posted on 11/11/2006 5:13:00 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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