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Four million Brits suffer from toilet phobia
The Daily Mail ^ | November 11, 2006 | Staff

Posted on 11/11/2006 4:54:47 AM PST by MadIvan

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To: MadIvan

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Thanks for the good laugh, MadIvan!

Cheers,

sl


41 posted on 11/11/2006 5:29:02 AM PST by saveliberty (We will win this war;even though the Dems are too self absorbed to understand it's a war on freedom)
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To: MadIvan

Our bathrooms are infested with horrible hairy spiders that like to lie in wait for me - I think they like the sound of me screaming.

For some reason, they avoid you.


42 posted on 11/11/2006 5:30:12 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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To: uglybiker
A lot of people associate public loos with George Michael - perhaps that's the problem. If George Michael was executed, we might be able to use the public loos without fear.

Regards, Ivan

43 posted on 11/11/2006 5:30:28 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Mrs Ivan
For some reason, they avoid you.

It's because I treat them like I would Islamic terrorists, dear. I smash them over the head with a blunt instrument, dump them in the loo, pour bleach on them, and flush them away.

Love, Ivan

44 posted on 11/11/2006 5:31:41 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: MadIvan

Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
/cheap shot


45 posted on 11/11/2006 5:32:43 AM PST by Valin (Rick Santorum 08)
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To: MadIvan

Can we suggest that method to the government, please?

BTW, this thread means that we are now officially very sad people.


46 posted on 11/11/2006 5:33:13 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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To: Mrs Ivan
Can we suggest that method to the government, please?

Well they will need to build a much larger loo. And one without George Michael.

BTW, this thread means that we are now officially very sad people.

In marketing speak, we're a very modern couple, my love.

Love, Ivan

47 posted on 11/11/2006 5:34:22 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: MadIvan
My recollection is that Babs has this obsession.

ML/NJ

48 posted on 11/11/2006 5:35:17 AM PST by ml/nj
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To: MadIvan

They also have a Muzzie problem. Dirty Loos = Islam. Thats my analysis.


49 posted on 11/11/2006 5:35:17 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, thats how you sell clothing.)
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To: basil

Hey, I scaled it back before hitting Post. :)


50 posted on 11/11/2006 5:36:27 AM PST by coop71 (Being a redhead means never having to say you're sorry...)
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To: King Moonracer
I'd be happy if the Muslims met George Michael in the loo and we solved both problems at once.

Ivan

51 posted on 11/11/2006 5:37:55 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: MadIvan

Ahhhh. The pharmacuetical companies have found another set of fools to push their wares on.


52 posted on 11/11/2006 5:38:03 AM PST by uncitizen
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To: MadIvan
Would you believe - a website for those who are obsessed with where to go - BathroomDiaries.com.
53 posted on 11/11/2006 5:38:38 AM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: MadIvan

That was so funny, their intelligence agencies just announced that terrorists are planning to sink the whole island and they are worried about Toilet phobia?
Just wait till the Bay of Pigs 2 attacks start, they will get over their little problem soon enough.

I've been to China, when it comes to toilets, I've seen things no human being can imagine.


54 posted on 11/11/2006 5:39:09 AM PST by TET1968 (SI MINOR PLUS EST ERGO NIHIL SUNT OMNIA)
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To: mollynme
ROFL!

Regards, Ivan

55 posted on 11/11/2006 5:39:38 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: coop71
My husband says men just go wherever there's a toilet.

Some of us aren't even that particular.

56 posted on 11/11/2006 5:43:43 AM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: TET1968
I've seen things no human being can imagine.

I still have nightmares about my first encounter with a Soviet public toilet. It was a huge echo chamber with door-less stalls, all consisting of holes in the floor with little metal foot plates to each side. The view of the row of bare bottoms was enough to turn off any urge to go. LOL

57 posted on 11/11/2006 5:43:50 AM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: mollynme
"I still have nightmares about my first encounter with a Soviet public toilet. It was a huge echo chamber with door-less stalls, all consisting of holes in the floor with little metal foot plates to each side. The view of the row of bare bottoms was enough to turn off any urge to go. LOL"

They have those in restaurants in the old section of Beijing..:)
58 posted on 11/11/2006 5:46:53 AM PST by TET1968 (SI MINOR PLUS EST ERGO NIHIL SUNT OMNIA)
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To: MadIvan

For what issue is the MSM, this paper, building a frame? First a public failing is identified, next they'll find under employed experts who'll hire a grant writer and the next thing you know...a little more freedom will be lost.

The NRA framed gun-control. The LAB framed vehicular cycling advocacy (and the Tour). The NIH framed healthcare. The greenies frame ...

Either we are equal or we are not. Good people should be armed where they will, with wits and guns.


59 posted on 11/11/2006 5:47:35 AM PST by dhuffman@awod.com (The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.)
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To: Oberon

Ew!


60 posted on 11/11/2006 5:47:38 AM PST by coop71 (Being a redhead means never having to say you're sorry...)
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