How Scientologists get married (Weird Vows)

Yahoo News and AFB ^ | 17 Nov 06 | None

[Past Your Eyes]

Doofi works, too.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Run, Katie! RUN!

Did you hear Jimmy Kimmel on this? He said something like "Tom spent the morning with his friends while Katie spent the morning sewing her bedsheets into a rope ladder." LOL!

[L.N. Smithee]

If only I could hear the thoughts of Brooke Shields as she witnesses those vows.

[Global2010]

My thoughts exactly.

I bet her Catholic parents are just as horrified about their daughters choices. Baby first, cult marraige with nutball vows and who knows what next....

Scientology weddings are not legal unions in the country they chose (Italy?) so they still have to do a civil union.

[BurbankKarl]

Where in the ceremony does Tom bed the ring boy?

[COUNTrecount]

The Cruise marriage must be followed by a civil ceremony in Italy since Italy does not recognize the Scientology marriage ceremony as legally binding.So they're not really married, but can still honeymoon on their planet.Whatever it is

[OpusatFR]

I read that while there is a silly ceremony, there will not be a civil ceremony. Katie has a kid to cement child support, but she's darn stupid if she doesn't have a good lawyer to write a palimony agreement.

[Global2010]

he already had the kitty that's the kitten he is carrying around.

The baby (sorry for picking on an innocent bambino) looks like it should be starring in the Omen as a female Damian. Kinda creepy looking.

[Global2010]

Hollywood is a ghost town today.

[Global2010]

So does DingleBerry

[dragonblustar]

Now, (Tom Cruise),
girls need clothes
And food and
Tender happiness and frills
A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat.

 

Looks like that cat is a little busy at the moment...

 

 

 

[IronJack]

"a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat."

"... an umbrella, a can of Spam, and a hot air balloon."

How romantic.

[jdm]

If you're fortunate enough to be invited to the reception, don't forget to try the placenta on rye.

[lonestar]

It makes me sick to see them on the news! This mess should be confined to "Entertainment Tonight."

I can't stand Tom "Has Been" Cruise.

[jdm]

Tell me this doesn't look like Debra Messing:

[Cincinna]

The Book of Common Prayer is good enough for me.

[james500]

That's funny! "A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat". So his obligations to her are something for cooking his food, something to keep her looking pretty so he doesn't lose interest, and something other than a baby for her to take care of.

And her primary obligation to him is to support him in his career.

Remember when you used to be an actress, Katie?

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

I clicked on the link, and I cannot believe that I actually read everything on it!

[Fireone]

Total Moonbat alert!

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Tom: "I'm a Scientologist and I'm OK!"

Fellow Cult Members: "He's a Scientologist and he's OK, no matter what the psychiatrists say!"