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A Complex Greeting from John and Teresa "Heinz" Kerry
Washington Post ^ | Jan 4,2007

Posted on 01/04/2007 6:15:17 AM PST by AmericanMade1776

Nothing is ever simple when it comes to John Kerry.

The senator from Massachusetts and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, sent out 75,000 Christmas cards with pictures of trees at each season. The Kerrys gushed over their "gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent."

But it didn't end there.

The card came in an odd-looking envelope, one of those with a return-mail flap and instructions to send it to . . . well, to a recycling company, so "it can be made into new carpet tile."

Carpet tile?

We want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: johnkerry; joncarry; teresa; weirdo
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To: moonman

Special "holiday" cards celebrating trees: $18,750
Postage to mail out "holiday" cards: $29,250
Postage to return "holiday" cards for recycling: $29,250

Getting a happy environazi feeling by wasting over $70,000 without actually doing a damn thing to benefit the environment: Priceless


41 posted on 01/04/2007 10:19:29 AM PST by VRWCmember
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Getting a happy environazi feeling by wasting over $70,000 without actually doing a damn thing to benefit the environment: Priceless

I would like to know if he actually spent a single penny, or if he used his congressional franking privelege to sent them out.

42 posted on 01/04/2007 10:34:26 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: AmericanMade1776
the online version of the card, for what it's worth.
43 posted on 01/04/2007 10:37:18 AM PST by smonk
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Thanks Smonk...it is worth a lot, Thanks to smonk we now get to see the 75,000 non Christmas Cards that John Kerry sent out.

We feel gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent. We cherish our friends and family and hope that 2007 for you is brimming with possibility, health and happiness. Lastly, we pray that Peace reigns in the hearts of all mankind." John (Kerry) & Teresa (Heinz)

44 posted on 01/04/2007 11:36:51 AM PST by AmericanMade1776 (Democrats don't have a plan)
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To: VRWCmember

LOL Good one!


45 posted on 01/04/2007 11:38:35 AM PST by moonman (`)
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To: AmericanMade1776
"non Christmas Cards" indeed.

We feel gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent. We cherish our friends and family and hope that 2007 for you is brimming with possibility, health and happiness. Lastly, we pray that Peace reigns in the hearts of all mankind." John (Kerry) & Teresa

Weren't we supposed to be celebrating/honoring somebody's birthday??
This card was more appropriate for Arbor Day ...

46 posted on 01/04/2007 12:08:28 PM PST by El Cid (Everyone that thirsteth, come ye to the waters...)
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To: AmericanMade1776

What a complete tin eared DOOFUS!


47 posted on 01/04/2007 6:27:27 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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