Caption Al Gore at the Oscars

Drudge Report ^ | February 25, 2007

[Kaslin]

Go at it

[SevenofNine]

There she blowww MAN he got fat

[Question Liberal Authority]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I just ate everything in all of your gift baskets."

[swatbuznik]

"I'm working on a little carbon dioxide of my own right now."

[EscapedDutch]

I finally won something. No recount necessary!

[boo-boo kitty]

Thar S"he" Blows!!

[Not now, Not ever!]

Damn Tipper and her Australian red cabbage!

[Billy Jacks blog]

"I sure hope I can hold in this fart. The methane gas will hurt the ozone layer."

Billy Jack
billyjacksblog.com

[tsmith130]

Oooooh...there's some...um...global warming in my shorts.

[exit82]

"An Inconvenient Belch"

[LibFreeOrDie]

"I ate Michael Moore!"

[do the dhue]

We need to ban guns and spoons!!!! If guns kill people, then spoons are making me fat!!!!

[Txsleuth]

LOL>..I really can't say what I thought.

I would be SO banned.

[Moonman62]

My girdle is killing me.

[usmcobra]

Al Gore holding in 95% of the world's greenhouse pollution.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Give me a few minutes, I'm working on another documentary as we speak.

[b4its2late]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing......

[Mr. Mojo]

lol....."all your gift basket belong to me."

[A_perfect_lady]

"Okay. So I'm not the President. But I got an Oscar! And Meryl SMILED at me! So THERE! He who laughs last! Yeah! (Meryl, call me later. If Tipper answers, hang up.)"

[mass55th]

He looks like that picture of Jabba the Hut that's usually posted on FR. Can somebody put the two of them together on this thread? Thanks.

[WeddingPlanner]

I'm telling you methane will work. Hold on, I'll show you.

[isthisnickcool]

OINK!

[do the dhue]

Look a baby!!! GIT IN MI BELLY!!!!

[Question Liberal Authority]

"If elected, I promise to do to the federal budget what I've done to my waistline!"

[JRios1968]

Click on Algore for the caption...and turn up the volume

[Tax Government]

Gore himself is becoming a warm globe.

[Question Liberal Authority]

"I've just been named an honorary Baldwin Brother!"

[Not now, Not ever!]

He had better hope it doesn't wind up a Plotcher!

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

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"It was a million to one shot doc"

[A Citizen Reporter]

I looked much thinner when Queen Latifa stood next to me at the Grammys.

[OCCASparky]

I give it 24 hours before a Freeper makes an animated .gif of his head exploding (or more appropriately, melting down from all that global warming).

[Radix]

     

 

I'm twice the man that you are!

No you're not! Yes, I am!

And so on.......

[ZOOKER]

As Al Gore accepts the award, it is bestowed in an "inconvenient" place...

[Jo Nuvark]

He looks like "Ghost Busters" Stay Puffed
Marshmallow man just before he exploded.

[tempe]

"I Al Gore, creator of the Internet, the man behind Love Story, The Rightfully Elected President of the Free World, has one inconvenient truth for you......Man, I got to Fart....And it's all Bush's fault, him and his Weapons of Mass Destruction Iraqi Burrito's!"

[BenLurkin]

[Army Air Corps]

I couldn't think of a better place for his Oscar...

[Rb ver. 2.0]

I get that same face during a gastric burrito crisis.

[Zeppo]

"They Like Me, They Really Like Me"

. . .

"I can't believe they swallowed the whole thing!"

[neodad]

My gas footprint is bigger than your gas footprint.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Al Gore, starring in an "inconvenient fat man"

[norton]

Not a caption:
But its a shame that a real documentary can't lodge a complaint and force a recount.

[BenLurkin]

.... ........

[Vicki]

I'll huff and puff and blow your house down ....
Hey Bill Clinton (I'm at the Oscars and you're not
Hollywood really likes me, they really, really do!
and they don't like you Hillary

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"I am trying SO HARD to appear normal, that my meds might give out before I physically attack the entire audience for refusing to submit to my glory."

[Question Liberal Authority]

Remember the good old days when documentary producers were thin? Ken Burns? Jacques Cousteau? Carl Sagan?

[Not now, Not ever!]

Al Gore, starring in an "inconvenient fart, man"

There, Fixed it.

[spotbust1]

He's gat a whole Jabba the Hut thing going. All he needs is a metal bikini clad girl at the end of a chain.

[Kaslin]

I hope someone does and sends it to Pookie18